I Was a 7th Grade Dragon Slayer (2010)

Hunter Allan: Arthur

Quotes 

• Arthur : [pulling potions from his backpack]  What the...? They're all purple!

  Natalie : I mixed in Kool-aid.

  Arthur : No!

  Natalie : I didn't open the black one.

  Tim : You don't just mix Kool-Aid with potions! That's how you tell, like, uh, which one's which!

  Natalie : Ever heard of labels?

• Laura : Oh, is he cute?

  Arthur : Permission to barf!

  Laura : Denied, soldier. I just got the old shoe smell out of this car. I am not in the market for a new odor.

• Arthur : We'll split up.

  Tim : Can I go with you?

  Arthur : Yeah, except that will kind of ruin the whole "splitting up" thing.

• Tim : I gotta get home. I'm behind in my science fair project, and I've got a book report due tomorrow, and this is...

  Arthur : Wait-wait-wait. What's the book?

  Tim : Um... Oh, Watership Down.

  Arthur : And how far did you get?

  Tim : There's a rabbit on the cover.

  Arthur : I read that book last year.

  Tim : Yeah?

  Arthur : Yeah. It's about these rabbits. They live in a hotel.

  Tim : You mean it?

  Arthur : Yeah, and they're twins. Their names are Zack and Cody.

• Arthur : You don't wanna eat me. I mean, I'll give you diarrhea, or... or SOMETHING!

• Arthur : You saved my life. The least I can do is save your teeth.

• Natalie : What about me?

  Arthur : You're back-up.

  Natalie : What does THAT mean?

  Arthur : You back us up!

• Arthur : Stop signs don't count in car chases.

• Laura : Every time you get caught, you think you have to lie your way out. What do you want to end up, a politician?

  Arthur : I will neither confirm or deny that.