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Rare Exports (2010)

Quotes

Rare Exports

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  • Pietari Kontio: The real Santa was totally different. The Coca-Cola Santa is just a hoax.
  • Piiparinen: See for yourselves. There's something really weird about him. Don't you think?
  • Aimo: He's a foreigner.
  • Brian Greene: This is funny shit...
  • Riley: Watch your mouth! It's Christmastime, so let's act like it.
  • Aimo: [in English] How do you like the land of the Northern Lights?
  • Aimo: My wife's hairdryer was stolen from the bathroom.
  • Sheriff: Who'd want an old piece of rubbish like that?
  • Aimo: It's cutting-edge technology in Russia.
  • Riley: Roll up your sleeves, prepare the dynamite. Do what you do best. You have a grave to rob.
  • Riley: [in English] Who are you? Where are my men?
  • Rauno Kontio: [in Finnish] Say something.
  • Aimo: [in English] Yeah, yeah, we are men. Let's do business.
  • [last lines]
  • Aimo: Nothing in there for you, fuzz face!
  • Riley: Santa is going to find out who's naughty or nice!
  • Aimo: Have a Merry Christmas. And a happy bloody New Year.
  • Pietari Kontio: What happened?
  • Piiparinen: The miracle of Christmas!
  • [repeated line]
  • Aimo: Plus twenty-two percent VAT.
  • Rauno Kontio: If you ever wondered how Santa can be in a zillion places at once, now you know.
  • Aimo: That's the magic of Christmas.
  • Aimo: Looks like we've been naughty.
  • Riley: Always believe. Always.
  • Riley: Just follow the instructions!
  • Brian Greene: FUCK your instructions!
  • [first lines]
  • Brian Greene: This is what's been worrying me. Drilling sample number 76, from 1300 foot. See, we've finally found something else than just plain rocks and dirt.

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