- Ulthar, The Nurse: That Caulfield Tillingwurst should have studies Sex and sensuality was a mistake. Those things should be left to a frigid bitch or impersonal masturbator for they offer 2 equally tragic alternatives to the being of feeling and action.
- Caulfield Tillingwurst: Your 5 feeble finger reject the boundless complexities of my anus. I am not Joking. Within 24 hours this tomato will pump lycopene into my prostate and surrounding areas awakening sex organs that exist in us as atrophied or rudimentary vestiges. Lycopene will open up new pleasures unknown to any man. We will learn what dogs howl at in the dark and what cats stick their barbed pricks into after midnight.
- Ulthar, The Nurse: Caulfield Tillingwurst you are a madman and I don't ever want to see you again.
- Caulfield Tillingwurst: You tried to stop me, to discourage my experiments, you were afraid of the sexual truths.
- Ulthar, The Nurse: No. It was too much too soon, like something off of passions or some other stupid soap opera.
- Caulfield Tillingwurst: Well you'll feel the whole sexual magnitude of my form and matter soon enough. I've had orgasms that your puny mind can't comprehend and your body won't be able to contain.
- Ulthar, The Nurse: What are you saying you?
- Caulfield Tillingwurst: I'm saying no more Mister Nice Geek.