Style Dayne credited as playing...
Jeremy (Pizza Guy)
- Wade Wilson: Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin' that right? Orflasky? Orlovsy? - Yeah? Good. 'Cause she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.
- Jeremy (Pizza Guy): [nervously] I'm, uh...
- Wade Wilson: A stalker.
- [points his knife]
- Wade Wilson: Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?
- Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Yes... Yes, sir.
- Wade Wilson: Then we're done.
- [puts the knife away]
- Jeremy (Pizza Guy): Wait, we... we are?
- Wade Wilson: Yeah, totally done!
- [everyone starts laughing]
- Wade Wilson: [to Merchant] You should have seen your face!
- Gavin Merchant: I didn't know what to do. I was so scared!
- Wade Wilson: Soft spot, remember?
- [suddenly grabs Jeremy by the neck and throws him up against a wall]
- Wade Wilson: You even LOOK in her general direction again, and you'll learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too!
- [beat]
- Wade Wilson: That came out wrong. Or did it?
- [kisses Jeremy on the cheek]