Ed Skrein: Ajax

Deadpool

Ajax

Colossus: [Deadpool is about to shoot Ajax] Wade! Four or five moments.
Deadpool: I'm sorry?
Colossus: Four or five moments - that's all it takes.
Deadpool: To...?
Colossus: Be a hero.
Ajax: [groans]
Colossus: Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true. Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you're offered a choice - to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend, spare an enemy. In these moments, everything else falls away. The way the world sees us. The way we...
[Deadpool gets bored and shoots Ajax in the head, killing him]
Colossus: [vomits humourously] Why?
Deadpool: You were droning on.

Ajax: What's my name?
Deadpool: I'll spell it out for ya!
Deadpool: [later, after battle, has spelled out 'Francis' using bodies of bad guys]

Ajax: Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut.
Wade Wilson: Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Deadpool: There are no words. Me and you are headed to fix this butterface.
Ajax: What? You stupid fucking idiot. Did you really think there was a cure... for that?
Deadpool: What?
Ajax: You heard me.
Deadpool: No. No! So, you mean to say... after all this, you can't fix me?
Ajax: It sounds even stupider when you say it.
Deadpool: Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?
[Deadpool aims gun at Ajax's head]
Deadpool: Any last words?
Ajax: What's my name?
Deadpool: [Cocks his gun] Who fucking cares?

Wade Wilson: Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Because it sounds suspiciously made up. What is it really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
[in British accent]
Wade Wilson: Is it Basil Fawlty?
Ajax: Oh, joke away. One thing that never survives in this place is a sense of humor.
Wade Wilson: We'll see about that.
Ajax: I suppose we will.
Ajax: [to Angel] He's all yours.
[Ajax leaves]
Wade Wilson: Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?
[Angel punches Wade]

Ajax: We have everything we need now.
Weasel: You sure? You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II.

Deadpool: I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve 'cause I'ma go lookin'!
Ajax: I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade. When I'm finished, parts will have to grow back you.
Deadpool: Good one.
[to audience]
Deadpool: Yeah, that was a good one.
[to Ajax]
Deadpool: Let's dance. And by dance, I mean let's try to kill each other.

Ajax: You know the funniest part of this? You still think we're making you a superhero. You. A dishonorable discharge. Hip-deep in hookers. You're nothing. Little secret, Wade. This workshop doesn't make superheroes, we make super-slaves. We're gonna fit you with a control collar and auction you off to the highest bidder. Who know what they'll have you doing? Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters. Maybe just now the occasional lawn.
Wade Wilson: What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ajax: You're lovely. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm touched.
David Cunningham: We were just joking.
Ajax: No, no. It's okay. I encourage distractions. Wouldn't want you giving up on us, now would we?
Wade Wilson: Hey, don't take any shit from him, Cunningham. How tough can he be with a name like Francis?
David Cunningham: Francis?
Wade Wilson: That's his legal name. He got Ajax from the dish soap. F, R, A, N, C, I... Oops!

Vanessa Carlysle: I've been trying to tell you assholes, you got the wrong girl! My old boyfriend, he's dead.
Ajax: See, I thought that, too. But he keeps on coming back. Like a cockroach, but uglier. Now, I may not feel, but he does. Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.

Ajax: Jeez, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal. I'm actually quite jealous.
Wade Wilson: Yeah, but this ain't a life worth livin' is it?

Ajax: Fucking Wade Wilson. Suppose I'd wear a mask, too, if I had a face like that. I only wish I'd heal the same.

Ajax: I was a patient here once myself, you know. The treatment affects everyone differently. It made Angel inhumanly strong. In my case, it enhanced my reflexes. Also scorched my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain. In fact, I no longer feel anything.