Lesley Manville credited as playing...
- Mary: You can't go around with a big sign saying don't fall in love with me I'm married.
- Tom: Well, most people wear a ring.
- Mary: Well he didn't.
- Mary: I'm very much a glass-half-full kind of girl. But it's tricky, because... I meet these older men who want somebody younger, and that's great, because I fit the bill. But... when they find out that... you know, I'm not as young as they thought, they don't want to know. My looks work against me.
- Mary: But he wasn't a bad person. He loved me.
- Tom: Sounds to me that he was a duplicitous shit.
- Katie: I went to a college in Croydon.
- Mary: [in an intimidating manner] Which College in Croydon?
- Katie: [responding awkwardly] ... The Croydon College.
- Tom: The aptly named!
- Gerri: Life's not always kind, is it?
- Mary: No, it isn't Gerri.
- Joe: I've got names for everything.
- Mary: Really? Like what?
- Joe: Well, my nose is called Roger.
- Mary: Oh, you mean
- [giggles]
- Mary: your body parts!
- Joe: Yeah. I'm not going to introduce you to everyone though.
- Mary: [laughs] Why not?
- [pointing down]
- Mary: Not even little Percy?