Selfie 2

The epic Selfie saga continues! This time, we see the other half of the dream couple, mr. 'already in my comfy clothes' boyfriend, who experiences... *drumroll* the exact same thing! I had sleepless nights because I didn't know what could have happened to the man who wrote two messages to a woman who I also don't care about! Oh wow, such creativity! And this short movie had two writers! Two! Only their added up intellect could have produced this gem! It's like Captain Planet, but instead of an eco-warrior superhero, these hecks summoned two and a half minutes of celluloid waste with their brain powers combined! No need to say, but selfie lad is as dumb as his other half... wait no, he is even dumber! I didn't think it could happen, but it's true. This is the real horror in this story. He doesn't even have an excuse to have someone in his apartment, yet he calmly chats on as if nothing had happened, even though he already met the iPhone ghost peeking out of the closet. But it was empty, so nothing to worry about, right?! And after it rushes at you, do not run for your life! No... do a dolphin jump and let's play peekaboo at the bed! Jesus Christ, these people are really doing their best to die! This sequel was virtually unnecessary, apart from the fact we found out that the relationship between our "heroes" was really held together by common idiocy.

I don't want to be cruel to Alex Magaña, but if you're so unimaginative that you're shooting the same low budget trash twice, you'd rather do yourself a favor and at least continue Smiling Woman, because there you have a minimal story justification for this self-repetition, and unimaginativeness does not shows up so shamelessly. But I have an even better idea: stop being lazy and start making proper short movies! I know, I know... new things can be scary, but you have to take that step, sooner or later.