Zombie Women of Satan

"Zombie Women of Satan" is a funny movie, though it is no "Shaun of the Dead".

Now, "Zombie Women of Satan" might not be suitable for everyone, because there is a lot of nudity in the movie, there is a lot of foul, harsh language being used, and there is a scene of necrophilia! That being said, viewer discretion is advised here!

The story in the movie is fairly simple, a group of carnival burlesque performers travel to a remote cabin for an interview for an Internet site. However, unknown to them there is a cult of sort going on here, and a scientist is conducting experimental research on the women. This results in a chemical accident that cause an outbreak of women becoming zombies.

"Zombie Women of Satan" have a good array of odd characters, and they are each so unique and outrageous that they just work out well. There is something bizarre to see a perverted clown running around killing zombies. And the dialogue between the odd characters was funny as well, despite the amount of obscenities and foul language being used.

Personally, I found the excessive showcase of nudity to be a bit too much. It was too tacky, and the movie would have been much better without every single scene having breasts in them.

Having seen this movie now, I can cross it off the zombie movie list. Despite it having hilarious characters and off-beat dialogue, the movie was just too much weighed down by the nudity everywhere, and for that I will not be making a second return to watch this movie again; so it will be put on the DVD shelf to collect dust.

If you like this genre of zombie movies, you are perhaps better off watching "Doghouse".

truly wretched experience. Please shoot them if any British producer suggest another laddish horror comedy. The low point of many was an inordinately extended shot of a dwarfs face as he took a s**t. and the soundtrack contained every toilet noise they could think of. Not even a punchline except a view of a pile of crap (a metaphor there. There was also a section which seemed to suggest rape was a subject of humour as one of the characters has sex with a zombie strapped to an operating table. Easily the worst film I have seen in a decade. I know these people are mostly amateur but there is no excuse for this sort of thing. Why are women in underwear being hit round the head a lot funny? Why cant they say anything but "fookin"? I could go on but I want to forget the experience rather than recall it in detail.

Since I wrote this other comments have appeared that I can only assume are cast members or their relatives

it's okay saying we should support low budget films but the fact is most of them don't deserve our support. They are just garbage churned out with the minimum of effort, investment and thought to snare a fast buck.Sadly this seems doubly true if they're British.

Zombie Women of Satan fails in every category.It's not funny, scary, sexy or entertaining.

Its weird that a horror film or a romance or pretty much any genre can be incompetently made but laughable with it whereas an attempted comedy that fails is never funny just embarrassing.

Even the so-called sexy women look as though they skipped weightwatchers to go to McDonald's. Avoid.

This is quite possibly the worse film I have ever had the misfortune to see - and I've seen Hope Floats with Sandra Bullock.

The acting is truly terrible, the script is weak, the direction amateurish and the "comedy" just plain bad. In all respects, it is a typical weak "British Zombie Comedy Horror" that has no saving grace. To make matters worse, it is chock full of pointless nudity, which was probably only inserted because it was the only way they could get that much needed 18 certificate. Whoever financed this movie should not only ask for their money back but also fine all those involved. They say a little talent can go a long way but the makers of this film have tried to stretch no talent even further.

Avoid at all costs.

The quick version goes like this: There are films that are terrible but worth a look for certain reasons, even if only one reason.

These may include;

* Outlandish plot devices

* Nudity

* Over the top action and cheesy effects

* Stupid humour and so-bad-it's-good moments

* Low budget creativity and having a crack.

Zombie Women of Satan uses none of these devices in a way that deserves any credit whatsoever. In fact it uses the Troma hook as its only lure – having a title that practically demands attention even if you know it will be bad.

Only as I just mentioned Zombie Women of Satan is not good-horrible, just horrible horrible.

I am not going to waste my time and yours discussing the various flaws and faults of this film, suffice to say it sucks balls from first minute to last. There wasn't one moment that was even "no-one will believe this" or "Gee that was crazy". Even the nudity was lamentable with fat chicks in granny pants covered in fake blood.

I thought Doghouse was a lazy manipulative barrel scraper of a film.

I refuse to watch The Human Centipede because it is simply a transparent attempt at attention because of the gross out factor, the director even tells everyone the entire plot he is so desperate to be acknowledged for his so-called edginess.

I hated this film for how lazy it was. I watched it a few days ago and can't remember anything without looking at notes. In another week all I will remember is how much I hated this film, that might be the only thing I take away from the experience.

If I reach one person and stop them from watching this steaming turd I have added value to society, if only briefly. This is the worst movie I have watched in 2 years, probably longer.

Final Rating – 0.5 / 10. Even the most cold and calculated attempt at finding notoriety through exploitation and violence should only be attempted by someone who can use a basic calculator. This is so inept that I wouldn't have been surprised if there was a single eye on screen for the duration of the film. The 0.5 score is because the cameraman pointed the camera in the right direction, the loss of the other 9.5 points is because by doing so I had to watch what happened.