The Honeymoon

I was rooting for the villain to shoot the three leads....

This was predictable at every turn and relied way too much on Asim Chaudry to do his thing without giving him any material to work with.

It is a good film to play 'guess what predictable thing is going to happen next' - and I bet you'll be correct at every beat.

It's almost like someone took a screen writing class, bucked the buddy rom-com structure and just changed the names. Then forgot to write any jokes.

There are some terrible films that become cult classics and others that get utterly forgotten. Let's hope this is the later. Sorry.

For starters the plot was seemingly written by a college student who has seen every generic piss poor comedy action romance film and wrote the script in a single night while high. The plot is incredibly boring but could have done well if any effort at all was put into it. A group of C list actors with absolutely no chemistry are the three lead character who I struggled to support the entirety of the way though. A lackluster villain who I at some point began to root for but even then he seemingly had no defining characteristics other than attractive Italian mobster. The comedy was cheap and corny. A majority of it seemed to go for shock factorThe jokes were so bad some of them were good. It seemed as though they had about 1/18th of the script dong and they were told to adlib the rest while they all have not a creative fiber in their body. A forced happy ended to top it all off with a character so undeserving for everything that he put the others through. Do not give this movie the movie they do not deserve. Teach the actors and director to read the script and screenplay before accepting something that they knew would turn out to nothing more than a hot steaming pile of crap.

What an absolute crock of crap. I'm actually writing this whilst watching it, I don't think I've ever been so annoyed at a movie. The storyline is awful, I reckon my 3 year old grandson could write a better film. The main character in it is someone you just wouldn't tire of punching. Whoever wrote or directed this should reconsider their career choices. How nobody just said no, we cannot release this is beyond comprehension. I've had more fun at the dentist having teeth drawn, genuinely painfully excruciatingly bad, it starts badly, dips in the middle and then falls away quite rapidly, the one constant being the hatred for the annoying friend.

Starts off pretty poor and just descends into a completely avoidable situation that could have been completely avoided. A shame as I think Asim is usually hilarious and normally plays a good part. Viewing it is an experience devoid of empathy. The one character is completely stupid and his friend is stupid for being friends with him. It is just annoying from start to finish.

Poor storyline, predictable and lazy production, writing and acting.

Unfortunately, I felt committed to watch the whole movie and it didn't fail to disappoint. It is probably the most annoying film I've ever watched. AVOID!

And it just goes downhill from there. What's astonishing is that the writer and director, Dean Craig, is credited this year for writing a movie I enjoyed, The Estate. He also wrote Death at a Funeral a few years back, which was solid. What the actual hell, Dean?

Everything the first reviewer said is true. This is a painfully terrible film with stock jokes, stock characters, and actors with no chemistry. If there were to be an article in the New York Times in a month about how the script was written and characters were selected by an AI that had ben fed a corpus of sub-5-star films, I wouldn't be surprised.

There are, of course, worse films out there. I'd like to congratulate the continuity staff for ensuring that the characters wore the same clothes from scene to scene. Also everyone involved remembered the plot all the way through.