Roger Ebert: [reviewing "Remo Williams"] I give it a near miss, though, Gene.
Gene Siskel: [amused] I can't believe THIS!
Roger Ebert: I'll tell you why: I think it's too long, it takes too long to end, it should've been compressed, it's a great idea, a good character, fabulous stunts, it just needs to be boiled down a little bit. It's just too strung out.
Gene Siskel: And this is the man, ladies and gentlemen, who gives a "yes" vote to "SIlver Bullet" and thumbs down to this fine movie, "Remo Williams".
Roger Ebert: And I stand behind both of those votes, and I would be happy to meet you after the show and help you a little bit with your, uh, film reasoning.
Gene Siskel: And I recommend that you stand WELL behind both of those votes.
