- Rafi: You spend all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.
- Ruxin: They do. Do you know how to read?
- Rafi: I get by, all right?
- Ruxin: What do you know?
- Rafi: You know, like... red means stop.
- Ruxin: Great.
- Rafi: Green means go.
- Ruxin: Good.
- Rafi: Yellow's the other one.
- Kevin: [whispering] I need you to teach me how to be a liar.
- Ruxin: You don't need to whisper. We're at a law firm. Lying is encouraged here. Look, I'm not your guy for this. You need a low-level maintenance liar like Pete. "No, I've never been married before." "Yeah, I definitely own my own home." "No, this isn't a cold sore." I'm the guy who you come to when you're ready to perjure yourself to protect an Australian mining consortium.
- Kevin: Ruxin, you are the best worst person I know.