Episode list

Well, that's what "hood Tiffany" woulda done. Also, a man steals almost $2k in candy from a CVS; a child gets a face tattoo at a Mickey D's; and it's DIY DEI time with this week's Karen.

It's a bad day when you get punched over some fried chicken; a Florida man pulls a Mike Tyson on his friend's ear; a spiteful Michigan man retaliates with a giant poop wall; and Aida questions a woman's dick print evidence.

A supposedly temporary roommate overstays their welcome by 3-4 years in Candice's neighborhood; a swimmer, high on weed or on meth, attempts a swim to NJ from Manhattan; and Tahir had no idea he was kidnapped.

Chinedu's got blue balls from bagels; pizza dough goes flying in a very, very NY-style assault; co-workers exchange kidneys to save each others' husbands; and success saves London from getting jumped.

Candice recalls a stalker who slid into her DMs a while back while Chinedu reminisces about a flirtatious and fried-chicken-loving former math teacher; a church burglary suspect transforms into Batman mid-heist.

Candice and Chinedu debate living free or dying with 80lbs of explosives at a gender reveal in NH; a woman goes ham over a goat paternity test request; and Dave's sister, puff, puff, passes out and scares the neighborhood connect.

A TMI ask about STIs; cops running on CP time; a dish-licker makes Candice wonder why there isn't more roommate on roommate violence; girl interrupted--a special delivery in real time during storytime with Bresha.

Cows roll through a burger joint in Iowa; Candice knows which pro wrestlers didn't rob a pharmacy; a jar of weed gifted to Megan may've been a trojan horse; a dead-eyed Karen calls the cops...over nacho fries.

Chinedu'll go above and beyond to return a lost sandwich--unless it's a chicken caesar wrap; a love bird might've been saving up for a visit to a podiatrist, and the neighbor, really, really, shouldn't have cut Whitney's trees.

Today, a mime wakes up and chooses violence; zebras are wild 'n out in the DC suburbs; Hampton U represent. Kennelia has unresolved issues with her Karen-ish former roommate over a big booty tv and cable bill.

Panty lines are getting to Chinedu; Jehovah's Witnesses may be sliding in the DMs soon; police intervene in a hardware store exorcism; there's an elephant in the room between Justin and the pastor's wife.

Dry nuggets lead to a bomb threat in Iowa; an adult booty is stuck in a child's swing in the West Village; newlyweds invoice their wedding no-shows; Chase's neighbors get out of hand with either flour or cocaine. Hard to say.

Happening in these streets this week: an Atlanta woman finds a one-eared mouse grubbin' on her weed; a bunch of G.O.A.T.s herd goats in Colorado; Will definitely wouldn't murk a bear, but a gang bangin racoon? Oh, it's on.

A woman finds poop next to pizza rolls in the freezer section; Chinedu waxes poetic on peppermint and sweet, sweet matcha; goats get busy in a car in Queens; don't let the wheelchair fool you. Paul's bullies will slap him for any reason.

Vengeful crows, rowdy roosters, buckets of bird smuggled from a locked-down KFC, and a suspect wearing an inflatable swan--this bird sh*t cray. Kiran tells two tales of a busted prostitution ring and a very thorough arsonist.

Another opening, another poop joke, make sure to self-reflect before posting, recommendations on navigating dental scams and dams, field trips and stripper poles-welcome to public school, Ian owns a racist with a crappy car.

Fences and not the Denzel Washington kind either, making Mountain Dew more extreme than it already is, a man gets drunk and starts searching for himself- literally, a squirrel's nut stash is raided, Justine recalls befriending a Z-list celeb.

Candice and Chinedu want a refund, paranormal vehicular activity at a local cemetery, a thief has his pants stolen mid robbery, Sydney tries to offer assistance to a neighbor in a compromising position.

Candice and Chinedu report from the wild, wild, West, a very special episode of animals doing the most like an elk with a unique rubber accessory, twerking bears and a jet setting monkey, Joyelle and the Craigslist roommate from hell.

A cat posts its own obituary, Chinedu and Candice discuss repurposing gently used masonic gowns and curses gone wrong- things got real occult-y real fast, Patrick commits a revenge robbery and offers financial advice.

All things department of motor vehicles like crashing into the DMV before taking a driver's test, a vampire is surprised to not appear in their driver's license photo, Josh recalls the numerous pedestrian collisions he's witnessed.

Prurient technology and newscasts abound; anybody got a house they don't want? asking for a friend; speaking of housing, a fun AirBnB scam story; all the single dads, watch out for Candice. Fahim recalls the adventures of being racially ambiguous in a Latino neighborhood.

A burglar in Philly pulls a sh*t and run; Candice and Chinedu contemplate which kind of water makes the nastiest splash; a lost hiker has one missed call (from her rescue crew). Francisco wards off the threats of a dog-phobic neighbor.

Nothing says family memories like consuming a teddy bear made out of chicken; Candice and Chinedu wonder why apples and apple juice don't taste the same; J.D. recalls living below bongo playing floor stomping Centaur children.

Trying to find an honest dentist in this town is hard. Candice advocates for gastric gender equality - let women fart. A literal trailer park wedding; Jil recalls a moniker unfairly given to her in middle school.

Candice and Chinedu offer support to those mourning the loss of a local KFC location; a seal meets a Red Bull and chaos ensues; firefighters perform a rescue for shellfish reasons; the Nosy Neighbors can do no wrong, but noisy neighbors? James isn't having it.

Satanic rituals next door, WWJD? A baker from Queens has goods that are to die for, German burglars pull off an impressive Lego heist, Mal meets an unexpected equality ally at a holiday party.

Candice and Chinedu tackle a McCorpse or an un-alive person spotted in the vicinity of a McDonalds, folks fight the devil and each other at a Bible study in Queens, Shondalia develops a unique side hustle in her new neighborhood.

Evil claims another victim prompting Candice and Chinedu to deliver a soul stirring sermon, boozy bears terrorize Colorado campers, a Florida daycare uses an infant as a post It note, Rob recalls a neighbor with dated music taste.

A post searching for furniture or sex or sexy furniture, three deer take no sleep till Brooklyn too seriously, an airline passenger's nursing baby turns out to be a cat, Brian struggles with flashbacks of being broke.

Candice and Chinedu take to the skies to search for posts and brisket; squirrels are eating good at Candice's parents' house; a deer leads D.A.R.E. in a Tennessee school. When Amberia literally falls for her childhood crush, she covers by starting some casual long standing beef with her next door neighbors.

Business savvy cats are scheming; meanwhile, in Florida...turtles are hurling full speed ahead; it may be all chill at Ralph's, but a not-so-subtle fart is going full blast in Kroger. Jackson meets the swingers next door.

A woman finds an actual chicken head in her KFC bucket - and still gives them two stars. Candice and Chinedu answer your burning questions: if dogs could talk, would they clap back? And, what if your thumb was in your brain? Brandi has a stay in LA that's S-H-A-D-Y.

Frisky kitties are gettin' down in the bushes of LA, and a very deep sleeper gets trapped on a plane. Candice and Chinedu ponder the possibility of a double entendre for a charity's nutty name. And to the neighborhood kids who broke Brandon's hoop, you also broke his NBA dreams.

A man gets stuck in a chimney; a woman in China gets trapped on a four-day blind date. Candice and Chinedu bring you a Walmart poetry slam. Drew recalls growing up hard and fast when he moved from Indiana to Vegas as a kid.

Candice and Chinedu imagine a world where Alexa gives terrible advice. A neighborhood is divided over ketchups, and a grown man pulls down his pants on a Delta flight. Langston witnesses the rise and decline of the neighborhood drunk.