Candice and Chinedu discuss a plea from one neighbor to others to stop throwing hot dogs in their backyard, arson at a local Starbucks, a pissed off and pissing Karen, and Carl tells a story about a man, a van, and possible crackhead behavior.
Candice and Chinedu break down a naked assault at a popular hotel, a new mom crowdsources opinions on circumcising her child, and Roy tells the tale of Ms. Murray, "the one white flight that didn't fly."
Today, living rent free in Candice and Chinedu's heads: Neighbors throwing ninja stars, a missing porch in Detroit, and why Zainab won't hold the elevator for you.
Chinedu recalls an encounter with klepto-kids and his clothes; Candice questions a job posting for condom testers; and R.I.P. DMX--Yvonne tells the tale of a bar-setting unexpected friendship with the white girl next door.
Candice and Chinedu can deal with anthrax but people pooping in mailboxes? Nah. Keep it. Plus, a cautionary tale from Ego about thirst, panties and pants.
This week: a "confirmed adjacent" report of a lion on the loose in Chicago; a Florida woman is repeatedly cited for overfeeding feral cats; and Jenny takes on a local "slasher" in a head-scratcher of a WhoDunIt.
This week, Candice and Chinedu fixate on the other dark meats: human "tri-tip," and domesticated pigeons (with a side of cheese and asparagus); and Asif is still creeped out by his roommate's serial killer-like hovering.
Chinedu sheds a tear over a petty assault with a perfectly fine doughnut; Candice debates the merits of throwing grits, hot grease (or cold grease) on anyone; and Amanda serves up three short neighborhood stories in small doses.
Today, a woman goes down a manhole and makes a surprising discovery; a landlord claps TF back at reviews on his vacation rental property; and Damon casually recalls a house guest that overstayed their welcome: Michael Jordan.
Welp there goes the neighborhood. It's the season finale with Candice's can't miss "peeping Tim" tale; ravens and raccoons running games in these streets; and Baron philosophizing on a road trip guided by petty crowd-sourced reviews.
Well, that's what "hood Tiffany" woulda done. Also, a man steals almost $2k in candy from a CVS; a child gets a face tattoo at a Mickey D's; and it's DIY DEI time with this week's Karen.
It's a bad day when you get punched over some fried chicken; a Florida man pulls a Mike Tyson on his friend's ear; a spiteful Michigan man retaliates with a giant poop wall; and Aida questions a woman's dick print evidence.
A supposedly temporary roommate overstays their welcome by 3-4 years in Candice's neighborhood; a swimmer, high on weed or on meth, attempts a swim to NJ from Manhattan; and Tahir had no idea he was kidnapped.
Chinedu's got blue balls from bagels; pizza dough goes flying in a very, very NY-style assault; co-workers exchange kidneys to save each others' husbands; and success saves London from getting jumped.
Candice recalls a stalker who slid into her DMs a while back while Chinedu reminisces about a flirtatious and fried-chicken-loving former math teacher; a church burglary suspect transforms into Batman mid-heist.
Candice and Chinedu debate living free or dying with 80lbs of explosives at a gender reveal in NH; a woman goes ham over a goat paternity test request; and Dave's sister, puff, puff, passes out and scares the neighborhood connect.
A TMI ask about STIs; cops running on CP time; a dish-licker makes Candice wonder why there isn't more roommate on roommate violence; girl interrupted--a special delivery in real time during storytime with Bresha.
Cows roll through a burger joint in Iowa; Candice knows which pro wrestlers didn't rob a pharmacy; a jar of weed gifted to Megan may've been a trojan horse; a dead-eyed Karen calls the cops...over nacho fries.
Chinedu'll go above and beyond to return a lost sandwich--unless it's a chicken caesar wrap; a love bird might've been saving up for a visit to a podiatrist, and the neighbor, really, really, shouldn't have cut Whitney's trees.