- Jerome: I loved Smokey and the bandit growin up, saw the car and had to have it.
- Trooper Watson: Uh-huh, Smokey and the Bandit, is that right? You sure you didn't steal this car?
- Jerome: No sir, I didn't steal the car.
- Jerome: The gentleman I bought it from was... a redneck... no offense sir, I just haven't had a chance to take off the flags.
- Trooper Watson: Well, why don't you find the chance to show me some identification?
- Trooper Watson: In all my years doin' police work, I know one thing - there ain't a negro in all creation owns a car like this!