Dragging the Classics: The Brady Bunch

I began watching this but my smart TV kept malfunctioning. I turned it off and on and off and on. Finally, a loud voice boomed from the television speakers: I'M MORTIFIED TO BE PLAYING THIS TRASH. Smart, indeed!

Drag Race jumped the shark after season 7 but I guess enough teenage girls spend money and attention on it to keep milking the franchise with garbage like this. The worst parts of every Drag Race season are always the acting challenges. Why? They're too challenging! The Drag Race staff can't write anything entertaining, 99.9% of the queens cannot act whatsoever, and RuPaul and friends definitely cannot direct. It's always absolute cringe.

Hands down the worst part of this was watching Kylie Sonique. I liked Sonique on Season 2 but an actress? No! Stop. Super low energy. No charisma. Soft voice. Great dancer. Great entertainer. But acting? Drag Race of course is tripping over itself to make up for angering certain activists by propping Sonique up, but that's just disservice. He emperor has no clothes but watch as the entire Drag Race world pretend Kylie is fashion, funny, an actress, the second coming. No, Kylie is a fun drag act.

"Dragging the Classics? More like vaping the classics." -Marlena Dietrich.

What a way to destroy such an iconic piece of television history.

What did I just watch? I'm a huge RPDR fan and stumbled upon this by accident. Bianca Del Rio as Carol Brady? Sign me up!

They could've made this hilarious. Instead they seemed to have followed the old script to a tee. Why not add in fresh jokes? The Brady Bunch movies from the 90s were funnier than this. It would've been better if they'd done an all drag cast. Watching the OG Brady kids was just painful.

I give it 2 stars as Nina West as Alice was funny, and it was humorous having Barry Williams play Mike. The rest was a cringe fest set against a green screen.

... as the variety series of the 1970's already accomplished that. But, yes, I agree that this is absolute garbage. Hey, where is Maureen McCormick?

How do I get this review to at least 150 characters?

This was tragic I want my 26 minutes back. The acting was so bad.