Playboy's Great American Cybergirl Search

I looked forward to 'Great American Cybergirl Search' from Playboy, but quickly found myself losing interest. First it's another casting vid from them which are cheap and bare bones. Then I was letdown by the quick style of female visuals. A nagging feeling that I had seen some of this material before crept into my viewing experience only to be confirmed which just added insult to injury.

Standard montage intro gives you female sights via hotel rooms and a simplistic title card takes us to the first US city (1 min). "Los Angeles" has a barrage of blondes (Shannon, Amanda, Shelly, Vanessa, Lana) take it off and pose with the sole redhead Brooke breaking up the color code. You get boobs, butts sometimes in close-up, but also the audio of staff on-site, ladies and a slightly annoying narrator in between. It's not a great setup (5 mins total). "Cyber Girl: Amy" (Jan 2005) serves as a break from the usual and the continuing format. Watch as Amy poses under direction from a loud photographer as clothes slowly come off. You definitely get the views of her body, but again the format is meh (2.5 mins).

"Sacramento" sees a host of ladies (Aubrey, Heather, Kellie, Stephanie, Andrea) posing and taking lingerie or underwear for the camera. Minor soundbites with them in the mix again (3.5 mins total). "Cyber Girl: Amy" (Mar 2001) Amy Miller to be specific is the next featured lady. A blonde stunner she's captured posing in a bar for a photo-op as well as some BTS footage. Luckily music plays over the scene allowing you to soak her up nude without annoying chatter and a few really nice shots of her make this part a winner (2.5 mins). "Salt Lake City" is the next batch of lovely ladies (Hailee, Jillian, Danielle, Jamie, Marla) doing the same setup as before (4.5 mins). "Cyber Girl: Tiffany" (Mar 2006) drops from a bra, panties in front of a fireplace or in an open top. Again I didn't really need all the chatter from the photographer (2.5 mins).

"Chicago" sees the next line-up (Jen, Sommer, Tawni, Alana) do their thing in the same fashion (3.5 mins). "Cyber Girl: Zoya" (Feb 2004) poses, removes clothes in two setups as the loud photographer makes a return (3 mins). "North Carolina" has a sample of the "smokin' hot babes" they found (Alisha, Amanda, Whitney, Jenni) do their thing (3 mins). "Cyber Girl: Heidi" (Oct 2005) struts in a pink bra, panties as she gets photos taken on route to naked. Then out of a nurse's uniform for a second set-up (3 mins). "Kansas City" sees women (Amy, Tamara, Crystal, Marty, Jennifer) show their stuff (3 mins). "Cyber Girl: Amy" no that's not a typo. Third Cybergirl with that name (CGotY 2005) poses in a house with plenty of closeups and then outside a van. She's beyond hot, but this format doesn't do her justice (3 mins).

"Toronto" showcases ladies (Roberta, May, Jill, Jacqueline) who are every bit as hot as their American counterparts (3.5 mins). "Cyber Girl: Shannon" (Dec 2006) posing on a set really highlights her butt before a classical setup for round two and on a bed for the finale (3.5 mins). "Boston" like every other city shows off a fine selection of attractive females (Jessica, Vennesa, Eva, Kayla, Lisa) that aim to please for the cameras (3 mins). "Cyber Girl: Ines" (Jan 2004) gets out of a white top, bluejean shorts for pics to start. Then it's naked on a couch with a few lovely closeups to close (2.5 mins). "Cleveland" has a great mix of ladies (Abby, Sandra, Heidi, Emily, Laura) to show off as well (5 mins).

"Cyber Girl: Sarah" (Apr 2006) sees her pose on an antique couch in bra, panties before a move to the bathtub that's nice (3 mins). "Tampa" is another mix of hotties (AnnMarie, Kristin, Alicia, Carlotta, Aimee) posing for pics, vid (5 mins). "Cyber Girl: Sean" (2005) drops from a pink top, panties as pics get snapped. Then it's laying on a dining room table near a window closeup (3.5 mins). "San Antonio" has plenty of lovely ladies (Brittney, Seanne, Lyndsey, Monica) as they stand posing or lay on a couch (3 mins). "Cyber Girl: Mary" (Jan 2003) takes it off playing pool feeling more like a legit video segment and it ends with her on top of the table (2.5 mins). "San Diego" is the last city on display and ladies (Christina, Kymberle, Lyn, Molly, Veronica, Heather) that showed up to bare all (4 mins). "Cyber Girl: Sheena" (Jun 2006) goes briefly topless in a chair then takes it all off in a bar (3 mins).

'Great American Cybergirl Search' isn't a complete write-off, but a lot rides on how much you willing to forgive its format. There's some good visuals buried within, but reused footage amongst other small annoyances means it can't build momentum or be a solid title.