- George Lopez: You think we don't speak English? We speak English. We speak Spanish because we don't want to speak to you.
- George Lopez: Listen to this. Let me see your arm brother.
- [he points to a young man in the audience]
- George Lopez: Check this out, can we put a camera on this cat's arm here? This dude... has... my face... tattooed on his arm! Stand up. Show this... You gotta see that.
- [young man stands up and shows off his tattoo on his left arm]
- George Lopez: This brother has my face tattooed... that's amazing! Thank you for that! I appreciate that! Respect! Respect! I look good too vato! You better not have Erik Estrada on that other fuckin' arm!... You have Erik Estrada on the other arm? Let me see! If you do , Fuck that puto twice! Nobody wants to buy your land homeboy, go away!