New York's hottest club is Neon Konbini. It has everything: A manly man cave, a rampaging sex robot, a broken sprinkle machine, picture day, sexy crickets, intense lucid dreams about anime, Dragon Quest, and a club for cool people.
Ever notice how in the 90s and early 00s they put z's on the end of everything? Anyway, we've got Friendz and Homez and Boyz and Dracz and Stores and Datez and Dadz.