Guns of Eden

Near the beginning of this one an off duty cop shoots a real cop, who is not wearing his standard issue vest while on duty. -1 Star

If you are going to portray cops, at least make an attempt to be accurate.

Oh man, the acting in this bomb is almost as bad as the script. What a horrid, horrid thing. I had to shut this off 18 minutes in. That's all I could make it.

1/10.

And IMDB has now made it so a review has to have 600 characters before it can be entered. I really don't expect that to last very long because people are sure to complain about it. But until that happens I guess we have to expect reviews to be long winded and sometimes about absolutely nothing to do with the show in question.

First off.... DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS DOG OF A MOVIE !!!!!!! Worst thing I have seen all year. The plot is a joke. From the description- Plot: "Four weekend campers are hunted by an armed militia." SERIOUSLY ? This is an agenda, and a weak one at that. Militias have nothing better to do than "hunt weekend campers" ? This is an attempt to give militias a bad name. I think the second movie I have seen with the same plot in like a couple months. Script-horrible. Acting-horrible. Plot-even worse. Laughably ridiculous. Militas were created to protect citizens, NOT "hunt weekend campers". I can only reiterate how bad this movie is and how watching paint dry is more entertaining. SERIOUSLY DO NOT waste your time on this dishrag posing as a real movie. Time watching this tripe is time you will never get back.

Having been a fan of Greg Lamberson's previous horror efforts, and knowing his love for the action genre, I was really excited to see what he could do.

And, man, was I delighted. This script is tight, punchy and strong. It weaves some of the action tropes we've seen before into a fresh plot with a multitude of antagonists (a group of several small armies) and some well-done fight scenes. There's even a ridiculously good-looking helicopter that would have you guessing about its legitimacy if you didn't already know what they did going in.

The highlight of the film is its star. Alexandra Faye Sadeghian plays the role with pathos and weight without sacrificing fun. She is absolutely an action star.

Highly recommended.

I honestly only watched this because of actress Brooke Lewis Bellas. Any Brooke fans just know the trailer makes it seem like she's in it more. But, she came and went. A travesty I say as this is a waste of super talent. With that rant over I'm legit surprised how fun this film was. Cheesy AF and low budget, but overall I had fun. I've seen enough of these and some can drag. This one went by pretty quickly (thought in fairness it's also shorter than expected) I think the ending was either trying to set up for a sequel or maybe there's a message it was trying to state that went over my head? Either way, it just felt unsatisfying. But overall still had fun.

This has got to be WITHOUT DOUBT the absolute worst film I've ever watched in my whole life. I've got no idea why I watched it all as the first scene was pants and set it up to be really bad. Worst acting and soundtrack ever. I can not find anything positive about the movie, it's not even good enough to be called a made for TV movie. It should've gone straight to Betamax!! If ever you get the chance to watch it, don't!! I'm struggling to even find enough words to fill this review with negative comments!!

This will genuinely only appeal to white trash redneck conspiracy theorist survivalists!!