Ohh the old familiar dating yarn - wherein our hero is duped by an imposter posing as a man of service!. Our willing queen gives him the benefit of the doubt - until even she hits her limit.
When dating strangers on the internet, beware of these red flags: shirtless bathroom selfies, men who only pose with hot women (always "his sister") and any man that brings a Polaroid to a first date.
What if you had the sneakiest mom on the planet who set you up behind your back and invited you to blind dates under false pretenses? And then decided to come with? - Murder just might be justified.
They say you only need 20 seconds to impress someone. So fix the crack in your windshield, wear something your mom would approve of, and for godssakes, don't flick corn at the waitress.
Beware the long weekend with a person you've not known that long - or else be prepared to learn just what happens when you can't leave Las Vegas fast enough.
What happens when J-Date matches you with a Mel Gibson look-alike who has peculiar dining habits and a job in "retail??.. - one of the worst dates ever.
Did you ever fall in like with a dude who adores absolutely everything about you except for your body weight and your hairy arms and your athletic thighs and the fact that you're totally not his physical ideal? Just us?
