Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.Posing as a movie director, a conman attempts to trick an entire village into helping him rob a treasure-laden train.
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This wasn't a movie it was "the change" in passive sense.it was a bloody slap on the face of Indian cinema entertainment.nothing was of sense ,cant be categorized under any category.was it done just for money making by taking big stars and releasing on Christmas. May god Save the Indian cinema from the bad effects of upcoming nonsense movies Like this. Never watch this movie .... Few stupid things to be noticed: -- -poor jokes, poorly executed action sequences –dialogues full of overacting. –good actors were not able to show their talents due to bad direction and poor script. –promotion was done as if a blockbuster movie was going to be released.
A strict law should be made to check the movie's quality before its release, because its just like robbing viewers pocket in a gentle way ..
A strict law should be made to check the movie's quality before its release, because its just like robbing viewers pocket in a gentle way ..
Just watch "After the Fox (aka Caccia alla volpe released in 1966 US n UK)" it's totally copied from that and therefore no need to say about the movie, more frankly; script needs a super computer to understand and then let others understand that what was happening in it, I live in Mumbai and I admire Akshay Kumar a lot, n believe me this TMK "Sucks"; only stars can't make good movie u need a "script" and here it's all messy, farah should love her husband but don't pamper him by making a bogus movie on his stupid script, this movie is worthless 4 those who have brain and completely made for zombies (brainless), katrina is beautiful but she failed here so as farah's nonsense direction, so don't misguide people because it's their hard earned money and should not be get fooled.... have a great life cya...... advice to farah plz don't direct movies u r making us (indians) look like a fool in front of the international cinema, akshay plz read script b4 u sign anything, katrina u need serious acting lessons don't b a dumb, and to writers plz get a life and stop copying movies from Hollywood, don't ruin Indian cinema... TMK is just awful and a great shame in terms of cinema
I tried to see this movie last night with my wife in a multiplex called PVR Cinemas.
I divested Rs. 540/- as ticket charges on the movie. One by one i was getting signals from nature not to see the movie. Like first i did not get enough time to get my favorite sub at Subway, but i thought i'll buy nachos inside PVR. Even inside i didn't get nachos, on top of that i also did not get the sandwich inside PVR. I ignored all these bad signs and went ahead to see this AWFUL, CREEPY, MINDLESS movie.
Akshay kumar once knew acting, he may know it now also but the great director Farah Khan is utilizing all her resources to bring the man (Akshay) down by using cheapest of cheapest PJ's in the movie. I wonder who write these, moreover who approves these... Once upon a time she also made a movie known as "Main Hoon Na" which i liked to some extent as it is a light hearted movie, but TMK is not something i expected.
I still like akshay as a hero/actor, he has done so many good movies.I beg him not to do movie like these, plz plz plz.
Believe me friends you can laugh at least 100000000000 times more by just watching 1 performance of any character in Comedy Circus.( i don't know how many zeor's i added here because of frustration) Please avoid this movie to save yourself from heart attack.
Last night i have vowed not to see any forthcoming Farah khan's movie unless and until i get at least 100 out of 100 good reviews.
I think this is a scam by which Hindi film industry is trying to make films which ppl will leave before ending (like i got 15 minutes after the interval) and they still have to pay money for the full movie.
I divested Rs. 540/- as ticket charges on the movie. One by one i was getting signals from nature not to see the movie. Like first i did not get enough time to get my favorite sub at Subway, but i thought i'll buy nachos inside PVR. Even inside i didn't get nachos, on top of that i also did not get the sandwich inside PVR. I ignored all these bad signs and went ahead to see this AWFUL, CREEPY, MINDLESS movie.
Akshay kumar once knew acting, he may know it now also but the great director Farah Khan is utilizing all her resources to bring the man (Akshay) down by using cheapest of cheapest PJ's in the movie. I wonder who write these, moreover who approves these... Once upon a time she also made a movie known as "Main Hoon Na" which i liked to some extent as it is a light hearted movie, but TMK is not something i expected.
I still like akshay as a hero/actor, he has done so many good movies.I beg him not to do movie like these, plz plz plz.
Believe me friends you can laugh at least 100000000000 times more by just watching 1 performance of any character in Comedy Circus.( i don't know how many zeor's i added here because of frustration) Please avoid this movie to save yourself from heart attack.
Last night i have vowed not to see any forthcoming Farah khan's movie unless and until i get at least 100 out of 100 good reviews.
I think this is a scam by which Hindi film industry is trying to make films which ppl will leave before ending (like i got 15 minutes after the interval) and they still have to pay money for the full movie.
Right from the first scene till the end scene the viewers will ask question to themselves what is going on.plain jokes and it looks like the actors were told to deliver the dialogues by themselves as the director couldn't get the dialog writer. plain jokes, over acting over the top performance from each and every actor even the most serious natural and sober actors like akshaye, sudhir and anjan did over acting in this movie. songs boring, no action scenes. no problem, G3 and phir hera pheri which even AK didn't liked were far better movie and entertaining than TMS. why AK backed this project as producer and why farah khan is continuing movies after the crap MHN and OSO.she will never ever become manmohan desai.even her brother should stop making movies.
Advice: don't waste your money and time
rating 0.5 out of 10
Advice: don't waste your money and time
rating 0.5 out of 10
I thought this movie was incredibly hilarious. The makers tried to introduce a different type of humor thats more commonly found in western films. Maybe the Indian audience is not able to relate to it, and thats ok.
If you like movies such Zoolander, Ace Ventura, sausage party, give this one a shot and you might like this as I did too!
If you like movies such Zoolander, Ace Ventura, sausage party, give this one a shot and you might like this as I did too!
Did you know
- TriviaFarah Khan said she chose Sanjay Dutt as the narrator because she wanted a voice people could recognize in their sleep.
- Quotes
Tabrez Mirza Khan: I am Tees Maar Khan! I am Tees Maar Khan!
Gang: BOSS! POLICE!
Tabrez Mirza Khan: Oops! I'm not Tees Maar Khan, I swear to God I'm not Tees Maar Khan...!
- Crazy creditsThe title of the film is shown in a neon signboard effects. The opening credits are shown as billboards, signboards as well as some are names were placed on buildings.
- ConnectionsEdited from De Dana Dan (2009)
- SoundtracksTees Maar Khan
Written by Shirish Kunder
Composed by Shirish Kunder
Performed by Sonu Nigam
Courtesy of Super Cassettes Industries Limited (T-Series)
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Box office
- Budget
- $4,200,000 (estimated)
- Gross US & Canada
- $1,076,443
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $539,793
- Dec 26, 2010
- Gross worldwide
- $13,681,934
- Runtime
- 2h 15m(135 min)
- Color
- Sound mix
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