- Tipper Sommore: [they are talking in a gay and transvestite bar] You really think he's straight?
- Emma Grashun: I mean, he acts and he looks straight, girl.
- Rachel Slurr: There's such a thing called as a straight-acting gay man, I mean, look around... not here.
- Emma Grashun: If he ain't straight, I think he's one of those bisexual kind of guys.
- Rachel Slurr: Oh, honey, you unicorns and leprechauns are the only people that believe in bisexual man.
- Tipper Sommore: Have you ever noticed that these "self proclaimed" bi-guys are never looking for women? First it was curious, then bi-curious, then it was metro-sexual. I'm sorry, but if you wax your eyebrows, you know the words to "Wicked" and you sucked it: you are gay.