- Mike Flaherty: [to the wrestling team] Now, did you all see what Kyle did the other day? He exploded up, right? Kyle, show the guys what you did.
- Kyle: It's kind of my own thing.
- Mike Flaherty: Well, can you share it with us?
- Kyle: But it's not even a move or anything.
- Mike Flaherty: It's okay.
- Kyle: All right. Well, I just tell myself that the guy on top's tryin' to take my head and shove it under water and kill me, and if I don't wanna die on bottom, I have to do whatever the fuck it takes to get out.
- Stephen Vigman: [breaking a stunned silence] Okay. So the move is "Whatever the fuck it takes." Let's go. Let's work on it.
- Terry Delfino: [chiming in forcefully as if knowledgeable] WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES! LET'S GO, GENTLEMEN. UP!
- Jackie Flaherty: I wanna go to Ohio and beat the crap out of his mom.
- Mike Flaherty: Okay, come on.
- Jackie Flaherty: No, I do. I want to beat the crap out of her and her stupid boyfriend.
- Mike Flaherty: Okay.
- Jackie Flaherty: I'm serious.
- Mike Flaherty: I know you are. I just... I don't think that beating the crap out of everybody is the best solution, that's all.
- Jackie Flaherty: It feels like it.
- [Jackie locks Kyle in the basement]
- Mike Flaherty: What're you doin'?
- Jackie Flaherty: We have kids, Mike. I'm not taking any chances with Eminem down there.
- Mike Flaherty: There's not even a bathroom down there, Jack.
- [Jackie reluctantly unlocks the door]
- Jackie Flaherty: Does she even know you're here?
- Kyle: My mom? She doesn't care about me.
- Jackie Flaherty: How do you know? She's probably worried sick and doesn't know how to reach you.
- Kyle: [holding up his cell phone] She could've called, right?
- Jackie Flaherty: You're gonna talk to her, right?
- Mike Flaherty: Yes, I intend to, if you don't punch her out first.
- Kyle: If I wanna smoke, should I go outside?
- Jackie Flaherty: You shouldn't be smoking.
- Kyle: I know. But if I do.
- Jackie Flaherty: Then you should go outside.
- Terry Delfino: They opened their kimono and you made them eat the train.
- Mike Flaherty: I don't know what you are talking about half the time.
- Terry Delfino: Really?
- Mike Flaherty: Yeah, really.