- McGiverly Twin 2: We leave early, and were not bringing any thing except the food that's stuck in our teeth.
- Peter: Greg Dubowski was a brother to us, and not the nagging type of brother... he was the type of brother that taught you about girls... and alchoholic beers.
- Jacob: Stop it, were not burying him like this.
- Peter: And we we would like to memorialize him now... so ashes to ashes, dust to dust, now you are not... one of us.
- Jacob: Give me the ashes.