- Nostalgia Critic: A Bat... Credit Card?... They gave him a Bat... Credit Card? They had the BALLS... to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time... A bat... credit card? NOOO! NOOO! Does not compute! Does not compute!
- [repeated line, after something inappropriate occurs in a children's film]
- Nostalgia Critic: A FAMILY picture!
- [repeated line]
- Nostalgia Critic: They want to, you guessed it, take over the world.
- M. Bison: Of *course*!
- [repeated line]
- Nostalgia Critic: [when doing a top 11 list] Why top 11? 'Cause I like to go one step beyond.
- [repeated line]
- Nostalgia Critic: ...which makes this scene...
- [bell rings, caption appears]
- Nostalgia Critic: ... Entirely Pointless!