- [first lines]
- Robert L. Ripley: Greetings, everybody! This is Robert L. Ripley, now globetrotting in search of Believe It or Nots in the faraway places of the world. And today, with the assistance of my friend Leo Donnelly, we will take you on another little trip through Believe It or Not Land. You tell them, Leo!
- [last lines]
- Leo Donnelly: [noting a monument at Hartsdale Pet Cemetery] A lasting tribute to the valor and heroism of the dogs that served in the world war. They've all gone to the happy hunting ground.