Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. When you hear the word "critic," what's the very first thing you think of?
[cut to a photo of The Nostalgia Critic]
Nostalgia Critic: know, I know. But aside from me, what's the first thing you think of when you hear the word "critic?"
[cut to a photo of The Angry Video Game Nerd]
Nostalgia Critic: No! Get him offscreen! All right... aside from me and the Nerd, what's the first thing you think of when you hear the word "critic?"
[cut to a photo of a man in a tribal outfit holding a violin]
Nostalgia Critic: Why would you... all right, aside from me, the Nerd, and... Half-Naked Violinist Running Down the Street... screw it. It's Siskel and Ebert.
