- Trevor Noah: If ever this comedy thing doesn't work out, then I've got poverty to fall back on. And I'm pretty sure I'll be cool there.
- Trevor Noah: It's not a privilege for me to have somebody say, 'Don't speak about who you really are. We saw you do what you do, and that's why we called you. But now we want you to water that down. Just filter out anything that might be controversial.'
- Trevor Noah: It's got that feeling like anything thing can happen, y'know? Like your wildest dreams can come true. I dream of becoming a waiter. I just feel like Los Angeles can cater to me. Oh, Inglewood! I'm loving it already because there's, there's references from rap songs out here. Wow, are those Mexicans doing the garden? You don't know how strange this is for me... driving in a neighborhood where there's like - no walls.