John Goodman as the index finger represents the pinnacle of acting indeed. I've never in my lifetime related to any finger-character, and on as deep a level as index finger character in this production... and what a production it is! For sure, "Slotomania: What Will Today Spin? (2020)" is definitely one of the best, nay; THE highest form of cinema I have experienced. Bravo, "Slotomania: What Will Today Spin? (2020)"! Bravo, Index Finger! It's telling me it's too short, so here's a recipe for corn fritters:

Ingredients 3 cups oil for frying

1 cup sifted all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

½ teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon white sugar

1 large egg, lightly beaten

½ cup milk

1 tablespoon shortening, melted

1 (12 ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained

Directions Heat oil in a heavy pot or deep fryer to 365 degrees F.

Combine flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar in a medium bowl. Beat egg, milk, and melted shortening together in a small bowl. Stir egg mixture into flour mixture. Stir in corn.

Working in batches, drop fritter batter by spoonfuls into the hot oil. Fry until golden.

Remove fritters with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.