- Amanda: This is fertility... and this is age... and I'm all the way down here. I have never been at the bottom of a graph in my life.
- Amanda: [tells an increasingly incredulous dating agent about the man she's looking for] He has to be intelligent, fit, young... handsome, gentle... a nice person, good with children... make that excellent with children... make that an experienced Nanny... with child care qualifications... and happy to be a house husband.