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Wow, amazing that this actually made it to see the light of day.

First off, despite being labeled as a comedy, this movie didn't make me laugh once. There were a couple of smirks, but that was about it. This movie was compared to the "American Pie" movies, but it doesn't reach that level at any point, not even by a long shot.

The best thing about this movie was without a doubt, the performance put on by Jack Cullison in the role of Brandon Murphy. He, and he alone, carried this movie and made it worth sitting through. I think he actually might just make a name for himself on the screen.

Sure, there were parts of the movie that had potential, but they failed to come through with enough punch to light up the room. There were scenes that had potential for laughs.

Also, the movie suffered from a horrible dialogue. It was painful to listen to it at times, but people at least did the best with what they had. I think, if the writers had actually put more effort, heart and soul into the dialogue, the movie would have been so much better, and had a lot more appeal.

Now, the worst thing about the movie had to be the performance put on by Philip Marlatt in the role of Anthony Reese. Oh my god! I literally wanted to claw my eyes out. It was like watching a hand-puppet show.

Supporting roles by Joseph Booton and Ramon Camacho were also good. They had the funniest roles in the movie, being all quirky and nerdy, but still managing to get with the MILFs.

As for the scenes and the settings, they worked quite well, and were actually some of the nicer things that came together and worked as a unity for the movie.

For a teen comedy, this movie failed. And there was way too much senseless nudity in the movie for my liking. I usually enjoy a good teen comedy or two, but this one was a drag. There are lots of better and funnier movies in this genre. Not everything in this movie is bad, but when you sit down to watch a movie of this genre you except to be entertained and to get some laughs; "MILF" didn't fully deliver to that extend.

Not much can be said about this movie, is exactly what you thought it would be. The acting is horrible the plot is pretty typical. The actors in it are the dumb horny college kids that you see in every movie. I do commend them on the appreciation for the older woman over younger college girls playing games and not knowing what they want. They picked some pretty good looking and sexy older women to portray in the movie and that is the only reason I gave this three stars instead of one or zero. The MILFs in the movie good quality and for the most part good looking. Some scenes that people will enjoy.

I'm going to be straight up with this movie, it's pretty bad all the way around. The acting is awful and just downright hard to watch for the majority of the movie, and the story/plot doesn't make a lot of sense.

However, with that being said there are a couple of moments in this movie where you may catch yourself laughing at the immature humor. This is setup to be like an American Pie style of movie, however it falls way short of that comparison. But for a "Late Night Comedy" it's kind of what you expect, lame sex jokes, lots of nudity, zero character development, and a stupid storyline. I ended up giving it 2 stars because like I mentioned, there are a couple of funny moments, and if you're in the mood for a low budget raunchy comedy this could pass as enjoyable.

This is horrible in every sense I don't see the comedy in this at all. Its a bunch of college nerds that can't get laid, that start dating older women. Gratuitous sexual scenes and very little or no substance. Avoid is the word. Its over acted and fabricated, nothing seems natural or even plausible in this. Every MILF they meet they get to bed with. The plot is non existent. The only good thing about this movie (if you're a man) is that you do get to see a lot of breasts, but that's pretty much it. If you really want to watch this, well rent the DVD when its out or download it/stream it online, don't waste much money on this movie, is not worth the money.

This movie is absolutely awful! The producers/directors for this movie must have a lot of money to waste, but probably not. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot on a stage, like this was a play. The acting is 3rd rate (sorry, 2nd rate would be a stretch). How many of them have only x-rated films on their resume? The actor who plays Anthony? OMG! Stick to producing! He was terrible. DO NOT WASTE ANY MONEY ON THIS ONE! I saw it free on Netflix. Good luck to this cast in using this to find more work ;) A plot? I guess that would be the only thing that puts this a step above the normal low budget x-rated movies. The writers must have worked for free. The lines? What were they thinking? Was this made by a bunch of freshmen college students? The women used as the MILF's must have come from time off at the red light district. There was no acting here!

My review says it all just in the title alone.

This was not only boring, but sad and stupid as well.

With the horrible script, atrocious actors and go nowhere plot, I sat through this mess of a production to see what the final result would be - and it still sucked till the very end.

With almost no entertainment value, I wonder as I have many time before, how productions as this get made - even to direct DVD or video.

There is some decent camera work and editing - that aside, I see no bright and sunny future for the writers, actors, director or producers.

Sorry, but that's the truth.

Just an excuse for gratuitous sex and nudity. Horrible acting. Horrible writing. And really stupid.

There is only one redeeming quality to Milf and that was the performance of Jack Cullison, who has a natural likability and he tries very hard with his barely developed role. Everything else is dire from start to finish. The rest of acting is atrocious with most either over-acting or can't do anything with their roles, while Phillip Marlett is incredibly irritating and Molinere Green only seems to have one expression. They are not helped by their obnoxious and cardboard-cut-out characters and childish and painfully unfunny script, nor by the paper-thin and structurally all-over-the-place story. The sex scenes are unsubtly gratuitous, often Milf read too much like a porn movie, the music is generic just seems to be there with no purpose, the direction didn't look as though it was even there at all and while there are visually cheaper films out there everything just looks too bright and ordinary. All in all, Cullison aside Milf was a dire movie. And just before anybody defending it jumps on my back, I knew what I was expecting beforehand but was hoping that Milf would do something that was watchable. I'm sorry but I found it sloppily executed, thinly plotted, unfunny, distasteful, atrociously acted and annoying, and there was no excuse for that no matter how hard you try to convince me otherwise. 2/10 Bethany Cox

After having watched half of the movie, I simply closed the media player and returned the rented title back to the store the very next morning. Where to begin...

The title itself foreshadows eroticism which in most cases means no plot, poor acting and lots of sexual scenes. And that is exactly what "Milf" is all about. The story seems to have been written by a high school student since the major part of the movie is about sex and showing explicit material and the dialogs between the characters are old and cheesy. Even the plot itself is, well, plot less, and all has been done before (single guys, no luck with women, bullied by "popular" kids, then all of a sudden WHAM, they're laid and feel as if in heaven). Yawn.

The acting is the worst thing about this movie. I don't know what they were thinking with Philip Marlatt (Anthony) Molinee Green (Lori) because their acting is god-awful! They can't fake emotions and you never know whether they are surprised, confused, happy... their expression is always the same. It's like watching a cheap high school play.

I seriously don't know what were they thinking when filming this...

I was actually an extra in the bar scenes in this so I was stoked to see it all put together.

They meant for this to be a raunchy college movie but the raunchy (boob scenes) parts were by far the least interesting, not really filmed funny, felt like the boob scenes lasted like 60 seconds too long after the laugh.

The dialogue on the script sides were pretty bleh and not really referenced when they shot, pretty much every single line you hear in this movie is improv. Probably better that way. The director seemed indifferent on whether they followed the script or not, he seemed way more concerned about the camera work/lighting and really never gave a direction to the actors. . The one time I saw him direct an actor was in the bar scene, he told Anthony (Phil Marlatt) that in post they were going to add loud bar music and he needs to yell as if he's trying to talk over the music. So Marlatt yelled his lines and then the other actors did not yell during their coverage! I felt bad nobody said anything, guess it kind of works cause Anthony was in shock and drinking all night.

The 4 four lead guys were actually all good looking guys in their own right so off the bat it was hard to believe these guys had bad luck with the ladies. I got no complaints on cast though, Jack Cullison was natural in his performance, kept it simple, the way he was in person was pretty much what you saw as the Brandon character. Philip Marlatt is a really funny dude and by far has the most emotional range. The British guy "Nate" got to be a little much for me, a bit theater-ishly big at times, but these 3 guys definitely figured out how to make their own characters seem like guys who don't have much luck with the ladies; Brandon was nerdy and awkward, Anthony was a spaced out, angsty, and over-sensitive, Nate was an obnoxious, 6 year old Austin Powers. Ramon Camacho, "Ross", he was also a good natural actor with charisma, but I had a hard time believing he'd have trouble getting with girls, his pink shirt really only made him look more alpha. Never got to meet the female leads. I thought Jamie Bernadette was uniquely pretty, probably a model/actress, just like anyone else her looks will help her out. Brandons mom was probably cast because she was the only one of the herd of milfs, willing to do nudity, that actually read like a real person. Every other actress with a boob scene probably never got the memo that they were making a narrative feature and not a porno.

HATERADE CLEANUP BELOW

I see people ripping on so many obvious things about this movie, this is for you; Yes, this movie is a prime target for hecklers to roll around in bitter flavored green muck, so hecklers, wipe the mud from your eyes and take another look at the cover; THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE IS "MILF!" The entire production of this film was taken about as seriously as you were when you decided to watch the film and if you understand film business you will understand the fact of the matter is that the consumer (those of you who watched the movie) was drawn in to a movie based on the cover. You selected Milf, in a genre of goofy-college-raunchy-boob comedy, intended for a 15 year old boy who get to think college will be a sex-crazed party place where no school happens just alcohol and sex. If you're an envious low-budget filmmaker who thinks only big budget films get the breaks, take a lesson from this company. I've been on their set, this was an incredibly low budget film but the difference is they know how to get a movie out there around the world. This is the same production company that makes Megashark vs Giant Octopus, their movies are ridiculous and it works, most people buy their movies knowing what they're going to get, ridiculous. That's a business profile that generates them the opportunity to continue to generate 14 movies a year, I think their method is working for them. Most low budget film and high budget films don't make money, theirs do.

That being said, I will join everyone and say the script was a miss. I think it would have been a better movie if it was just the storyline of Brandon and Anthony, best friends both trying to keep the same secret that they've slept with the others mom and see how both characters deal with it. I felt the Nate and Ross bet was basically to make sure to have a lot more boobs in the movie. I think the directors strengths were in cinematography and he didn't care much for story or guiding the actors. Every single actor in this had no long list of credits to their name, if the one film you saw an actor play in was the movie Milf, it's silly to assume anything about their talent. I pretty much got what I was expecting from this movie.

Not really into the whole teen sex comedy thing, but I wanted to pick this up because it had several late night softcore actresses I'm a fan of in it. The eye candy delivered, but in some cases was all too brief.

I mostly got it because Kylee Nash is in it and I'm a big fan, and I really wanted more of her after seeing her in The Hills Have Thighs. Her scene is decently long for a bit part, very hot for non-softcore, and surprisingly funny.

Christine Nguyen was one of the other main reasons I picked it up, and her scene was over a little more quickly unfortunately.

Diana Terranova was also in it and I was very happy to see her in some nice naked action after the tease in The Hills Have Thighs.

As for the rest of the movie, it was funny enough that I laughed at most of it. I thought the acting of everyone, both the main characters and the gorgeous ladies playing the MILFs, was surprisingly good for what a low budget it must have been considering it came from The Asylum. The jokes were basically what you'd expect, but they were delivered well and made it worth watching the entire thing instead of just skipping to the sexy bits.

This isn't the worst comedy ever made, but their are so many more well written and acted films out their.

This movie is a lame soft porn film that is badly written and no real plot to it.

The laughs are few and far between and it feels like a lame imitation of American Pie.

Honestly,just a photo of Molinee Green nude toward the beginning of the film is all person attracted to women would ever want from this film. Her few minutes in the film is honestly the only thing worth watching for myself.

The film is only 90 minutes but I ended up watching at 1.5x speed to get through it as it just seems like 85 minutes to long.

This movie promised to provide me with some raunchy, over-the-top entertainment. However, it wound up disappointing me in ways that can only be compared to that gut-wrenching disappointment that I endured when I first saw a male person of color naked from the waist down. Similarly, the imagery provided in the form of poor acting from this cast of talentless wanna-bees is burned into my eyelids much like my first sighting of D'Qwon- the tri-legged track-star and beneficiary of white snatch.

This movie very obviously tried to be the American Pie for a new crop of young lads. It exceeded only in being one of the few films in recent memory that was more poorly written and more poorly acted than American Pie. Normally seeing a guy collect seed in his eye-hole would bring me to a fit of laughter, but this seed collector even managed to ruin that for me. I have sent a notarized letter to SAG asking that this entire cast be barred from gracing our screens ever again.

It's kinda a morality story with quite some nudity and sex in it. It's also a comedy, though it never reaches comedy highs such as American Pie, even though or maybe because it takes one phrase of that movie and runs a complete movie with it. There was another movie recently that had the desperate Housewife/Milf theme in it, which wasn't better or worse than this, but they still try obviously.

Some jokes are good, but it's all very predictable and the conclusion or rather resolution is pretty weak too. Gross scenes aside (peep hole) the movie tries to reel you in with a sense of friendship and teen life itself. Quite a few things feel forced and I don't think many will watch or like this very much

Not a bad movie, not a great movie. By the box art alone, you know what you are getting. If you love "slackers" or "Bob the Butler" this is for you. The protagonist is loveable, but his friends are hit and miss. A handful of laughs but all and all just another asylum film. It's Canadian American Pie. Not unwatchable.

This has to be one of the worst movies I've seen.. The actors almost made me suicidal. There's not even a story to it! It's just like "Oh, we're so bad with women our age that we need to go out and score middle aged women."

Didn't know a college existed of 4 guys and like 3 girls? Anyways, I usually like these kinds of movies but this one was just horrible. Everything about it. The actors, the story etc..

I read these reviews before I watched the movie but I thought I'd give it a chance. Big mistake! I only thought one thing in the movies was funny. Then the rest that were supposed to be could be the humor of a pubescent 12 year old boy.

I am surprised to say I actually really enjoyed this. I watched Sex Pot, the other Asylum college type comedy, and was kind of disappointed by it. The production values felt amateurish. This was completely different though. It looked professional, and the writing and acting were very good too.

I thought Phillip Marlatt had pretty hilarious delivery for a lot of his lines, and managed to show a decent range. Amy Lindsay also showed some good range and looked adorable in the incognito fedora and trenchcoat outfit when she snuck into the dorm.

For the smaller parts, there were a few stand outs. The guy in the dorm room next door, who I don't recall the name of and can't seem to find here on IMDb, was funny and had a few really great lines. Mike Gaglio as the yogi master husband was hilarious. Kylee Nash as the cheating wife of the black physics professor was gorgeous. Diana Terranova was hot too and funny as the crazy sex addict kinky MILF.

I think the funniest part in the entire movie was the dream sequence with the birthday party and everything. There were a lot of funny parts though, I actually laughed out loud through most of the movie. I found it to be way funnier than most of the recent American Pie movies that are kind of the same genre. Hopefully Asylum will make more in this genre because they seem to have really improved since Sex Pot and I don't think they make enough comedies compared to all their monster movies and knock offs.

First, if you were looking for cinematic excellence, you should have known better than to even view this film. MILF? With soft core porn actresses? Certainly you weren't expecting Academy Award quality.

This had a minuscule budget of $500,000. The sole purpose was to provide the voyeuristic viewer fantasy romps of college kids and the hot MILF characters.

The plot? Yes, it was thin. Realistic? Of course not. How much fantasy is real? It is my guess that the target audience was pleased with this. Amy Lindsay deserves a special mention because she does have some legitimate acting skills. She's one of only a few in that genre that could legitimately cross over to the more mainstream cinema and succeed (Beverly Lynne and Kira Reid being the others).

When reviewing a movie, I look mostly at what I assume the director's intentions were. What was the target audience? In this case the movie was a success and don't be surprised if some sort of sequel emerges from it.

A comedy it is not. But rather a disaster it is. "Milf" can go down as a nearly worst film of all time. It is directed by Scott Wheeler, and it was written by Jonathan Haug and the story by Erik Estenberg. It entails a series of sexual encounters by some college age kids with some older women who just happen to be the mothers of their classmates. Ramon Camacho plays Ross, Joseph Bootan plays Nate, Amy Lindsay is Holly Reese, and Philip Marlrt is Anthony Reese. jack Cullison is Brandon Murphy. Rarely do I pan a film this severely, however, "Milf" has strongly earned its low rating as one DVD to avoid. I would put it in the category of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". One would likely benefit more from staring at their blank computer screen. Avoid this one if possible.

As a connoisseur of bad movies, I've seen my fair share of bad movies. This is not so bad it's good. It's not even so bad that it's bad. It's the worst piece of cinematic garbage I have seen since Theodore Rex. My friend and I have a very simple rating system. A bad movie has to surpass so bad that it's bad and become so bad that it's good to get past a one. Notable ones include Leonard Part 6, Foodfight, and Super Babies. The only zero given out before tonight was Theodore Rex because it was the actual worst thing I had ever witnessed. This movie ended up surpassing such low expectations and actually making us rethink the entire rating system and making zero a legitimate rating. For the love of all that is holy in this world, do not watch this, not even as a joke, not because it's the Asylum, not because it's called Milf. Watch porn instead if that's what you need, just please, nobody ever watch this movie ever again. Thank you.