Ghost Shark 2: Urban Jaws

The first Ghost Shark was a low-budget delight that clearly established its rules and stuck to its hilarious and outrageous formula with lousy CGI and acting that just added to the fun. But Ghost Shark 2 ignored everything that made the first movie fun. The idea of bringing ghost sharks to a large urban center was promising, but it failed by rewriting the rules established in the first one and, in fact, didn't connect to the original movie at all. It also felt like it was shot in someone's backyard. Ghost Shark 2 wasn't a low-budget movie; it was a no-budget movie. I highly recommend the first Ghost Shark and highly recommend avoiding the second.

Love the sheer ridiculocity of this.

With an ice lolly, lube and an iron among the means the supernatural oceangoing maniac accesses their prey (ghost sharks can travel through ice, water and steam much like Ultron can use the internet) you have to admire the creative lunacy with which they approach this.

If Logan really hasn't bathed in 9 years, with that amount of exercising and his penchant for raising one arm to hold his bag behind his shoulder, he must possess either nuclear powered deodorant or incredibly whiffy pits.

Fortunately, this never takes itself seriously and a good job too as it is so patently daft - the deliberately (I hope) overacting of the main characters is entirely justified when you face a menace that can kill you to death through the medium of steam...

And please stop making fun of sharks, please stop making sharks a fun "comedy" subject! Please stop ruining its seriousness and horror facts!

Well there may be even worse in the future, but for now as of 2020, this is it. And I should know as I've seen them ALL. Every conceivable variant of a shark put on the screen. Ghost Shark 1 was actually OK in the tacky kind of way these movies are set up. But this.. My God: the acting! I know it is tongue in cheek to be hammed up but it was just annoying. Storyline gets it the 1/10 star, maybe as they seemed to have a lose thread of a plot. Effects? Done by a bored child I think.

Basically, I can now cross it off my list of shark films with the knowledge I will not have to endure it in my life ever again. So you only need to see this if, like me, you want to add to your list of movies with the word "shark" in it.

On the plus side? It only comes in as the 2nd worst movie of all time for me. The 2015 Point Break remake will always hold that trophy.

Not even worth watching out of curiosity. Such an amateurish piece of tripe it doesn't warrant even 69 minutes of your time. Move along.