- Queef Latina: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? I was glistening.
- Bradley Darnell Lyle: Glistening?
- Princess Eminence: Gay listening. You know, when you're talking to one man and you see another over his shoulder, but you're not really paying attention to what the first one has to say. Glistening.
- Queef Latina: Well, I am married if its any business of yours.
- Bradley Darnell Lyle: No ring?
- Queef Latina: Its pending!
- Princess Eminence: Look, youre all sweet on Miss Perfect and everything, but really what are you getting out of it? Some tongue, a little oral maybe?
- Bradley Darnell Lyle: Its none of your business.
- Princess Eminence: Youre right. I forgot about her gag reflex. And shes a spitter.
- Princess Eminence: Youre a man with needs, and I like to help the needy.
- Bradley Darnell Lyle: No sex, remember? I promised.
- Princess Eminence: Off course. No sex. Just a little tension release. You know. Think of it as a, say a, lapdance... with benefits.