Bridgit Mendler credited as playing...
Teddy Duncan
- Amy Duncan: Do they seem a little weird to you?
- Teddy Duncan: Yeah. Almost as weird as you eating a napkin for dessert.
- [first lines]
- Teddy Duncan: [doing a selfie video] Guess what, Charlie? We're one day away from going on your first trip on an airplane, and celebrating our first Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's new condo in Palm Springs! You're going to have so much fun.
- Amy Duncan: [nearby on the phone] No, no, no, Mom, you have to toddler-proof the place.
- Teddy Duncan: [continuing her video] Just so long as you don't touch anything.
- Amy Duncan: No, anything breakable has to be at least three feet off the ground.
- Charlie Duncan: Uh-oh.
- Amy Duncan: [broken vase at her little feet] Make that four. I gotta go. Charlie! Get back in here! No, no, no, stay away, there's shards everywhere! Are you eating a cookie in the living room? You get back here! And stay away!
- Amy Duncan: For the last time, no!
- PJ Duncan: [walking behind] She thinks that's going to be the last time.
- Teddy Duncan: So I'm old enough to take care of Charlie but not myself? Mom, that doesn't make any sense!
- Amy Duncan: Sweetheart, I'm your mother, I never make sense.
- Teddy Duncan: Look, I bought magazines at the bus station.
- Amy Duncan: Yeah, I'm not really up for reading right now.
- Teddy Duncan: Oh, don't worry, these are fashion magazines. They don't require any reading at all!