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Anthony Hopkins, Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Helen Mirren, Mary-Louise Parker, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Lee Byung-hun in RED 2 (2013)

John Malkovich: Marvin

RED 2

John Malkovich credited as playing...

Marvin

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Quotes27

  • Marvin: She has talents you and I will never have.
  • Frank: What talents?
  • Marvin: People like her.
  • Han Cho Bai: If she lives, this'll be good for your relationship. You're right.
  • Marvin: And if there's one thing I know, it's women and covert ops.
  • Frank: That's two things.
  • Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.
  • The Frog: You think I'm just going to roll over for you hegemonic Mickey Mouse-loving...
  • [Marvin hits him hard in the stomach]
  • The Frog: [finishes breathlessly] ... Americans?
  • Marvin: Leave Mickey out of it.
  • Marvin: Frank is a very simple creature with very simple needs. Okay? It's killing... eating... sexting... eating... Killing, I guess.
  • Sarah: What's your point?
  • Marvin: I can't believe you kissed The Frog.
  • Sarah: Well, I've kissed a lotta frogs.
  • [while Han is trying to kill them, Marvin lies down behind Frank in a spooning position]
  • Frank: Marvin?
  • Marvin: Yeah?
  • Frank: Is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket?
  • Marvin: Yeah, but I'm saving it for emergency.
  • Frank: Well, this is kind of an emergency, isn't it?
  • Sarah: [referring to Katja] What in the Sam Hill is she doing here?
  • Frank: She's working with us again.
  • Sarah: Like heck she is.
  • Frank: Why were you kissing that guy?
  • Marvin: Kids, what happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin.
  • Marvin: [hands Sarah a gun and points to his own body] Two shots, here and here. Drag the body in there and repeat as necessary.
  • Sarah: No safety.
  • Marvin: No safety.
  • Marvin: [drops a bomb in the toilet] Poo poo's coming.
  • Frank: Look, I'm retired, okay. I'm happy. *We* are happy.
  • Marvin: Frank... Frank... You haven't killed anybody in months.
  • Frank: That is not a bad thing, okay? That's a positive thing for a lot of people.
  • Frank: What are we doing?
  • Sarah: Let's face it, Columbo, things were getting a little stale.
  • Marvin: Wow. Mommy just slapped Daddy at the dinner table.
  • [last lines]
  • [Sarah starts shooting up a third-world bar]
  • Marvin: [wearing a fruit headpiece] Don't look at me. She's your girlfriend.
  • Frank: Oh. Come on.
  • Frank: You gave her a gun?
  • Marvin: It is America, Frank.
  • Sarah: Everyone else has a gun.
  • Frank: She has no idea what to do with this.
  • Sarah: I know exactly what to do with it.
  • [grabs gun back and accidentally fires]
  • Frank: You don't... give fire... to a kitten. Why don't you just give her some dynamite, Marvin?
  • [Frank walks away]
  • Sarah: No external safety on the Sig?
  • [Marvin shakes his head no, then turns and walks away]
  • Sarah: [slaps Frank repeatedly to see if he is still drugged] He's out.
  • Marvin: He might be awake.
  • Sarah: Oh, good. So he can feel it. Did you ever, ever in your entire *career* let yourself get drugged? You still like her! And now she has the key!
  • Marvin: Well, she-she doesn't have *the* key. She has *a* key.
  • Sarah: What?
  • Marvin: Well, I knew she would play him like a banjo at an Ozark hoedown. So I have the key.
  • Frank: [mutters] Water.
  • [Sarah slaps him again]
  • Marvin: [looks at the bomb] It's counting down, Frank.
  • Han Cho Bai: Shut it off. Right?
  • Marvin: Shut... Shut... Yeah. Wi-With what? Acupressure?
  • Han Cho Bai: I don't know.
  • Marvin: Well, why is it my responsibility?
  • Han Cho Bai: Just do something.
  • Marvin: With my Mr. Chemistry set? I don't know what I'm doing. You want me to push a button?
  • Marvin: Edward Bailey was a genius physicist who built some of the greatest stuff during the Cold War. Neutron bombs, particle beam weapons, nerve gas. Excellent nerve gas. You know, he was a... rock star of conceptual mass killing. They called him the "The Da Vinci of Death."
  • Frank: So, what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
  • Katja: I would like to believe that the U.S. didn't plant a weapon of mass-destruction in Moscow. But I don't. Why are you in Paris?
  • Marvin: We come every fall of Strike Season and for the weather.
  • Katja: Oh. Well, the U.S. seems to think you're nuclear terrorists. Russia wants complete access. You agree now or I'll hand you over to the U.S. government.
  • Sarah: [whispers to Marvin] Can't we just kill her?
  • Han Cho Bai: You blew up my plane.
  • Sarah: Sorry.
  • Marvin: I was wrong? So we're not even gonna... die?
  • Frank: Not yet.
  • Han Cho Bai: I was actually starting to like you. I was even thinking about not killing you. This is what happens when you try to save the world.
  • Victoria: Han, Han, you can't put a price on these things.
  • Han Cho Bai: You owe me 30 mil for the plane. And 20 for not killing you. You're a dead man, Moses.
  • Frank: Thanks for your help. Really.
  • [starts walking away]
  • Sarah: You think he means it?
  • Frank: Nah, he's a nice guy.
  • Han Cho Bai: I mean it, Frank!
  • Frank: All right.
  • Victoria: [to Marvin] Ah, they're gonna be right as rain.
  • Marvin: [whispering] He made the run to emotional safety.
  • Frank: Et tu, Marvin?
  • Marvin: Style is the only constant in life, Frank.
  • Frank: We didn't come to Paris on vacation.
  • Sarah: Oh. Well, shopping's - what I thought you did - in Paris - with your boyfriend's money - while you're waiting for him - to wake up from being taken down by his skanky, slutty, Russian bi-atch ex-girlfriend. So, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for the compliment for the fur. For telling me that I look nice in my dress. And it makes me feel really good and it makes me feel very loving towards you also.
  • Frank: [to Marvin as Sarah drives off] Why is she doing this to me?
  • Frank: Victoria just accepted a contract from MI6 to kill all three of us.
  • Sarah: You don't think she'd do that, do you? Frank, you don't think she'd do that?
  • Frank: She's a friend.
  • Marvin: Frank, what, are you stupid? You never took a contract out to kill a friend?
  • Marvin: She and Frank were young and he didn't have the slightest idea she was working for the Russians. She's Frank Moses' kryptonite.
  • Marvin: Why don't they just dip our balls in honey and stake us to an ant farm?

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