- June Pruitt: Your parents should be ashamed of themselves raising a bunch of hot-in-the-pants degenerates. Do you know what they say about girls who play? They pay. Got that? You play, you pay.
- Chip Hardy: I'm going to give him a '9' for those abs! My god...
- Bethany Pruitt: But he's wearing socks with his sandals.
- Chip Hardy: Oh, you're right. I wasn't even looking there. You're good, girlfriend - somebody's ready to join the fashion police!