- Powers: She stuck with her story. And now everytime a girl goes missing, she thinks it's her guy and she's in here breaking my balls.
- Peter Hood: She can always move in with me. I like 'em a little crazy.
- Powers: If you wanna work with me, Hood, get your mind right. If you wanna chase split-tail, then go be a firefighter. You feel me?
- Custodian: Wow, I always figured if I met a girl as pretty as you, money would change hands. I just thought it would be in the other direction.
- Jill: [racing up the stairs, searching for Molly] Molly! Do you hear that sound? It's me not laughing! Come on, Molly!
- Molly: Instead of waiting to see if you get better before you meet a guy, why don't you meet a guy and see if you get better?