(in credits order)
- Thomas Ian Nicholas(as Thomas Nicholas)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically
- Alexandra Amadio(uncredited)
- Marina Anderson(uncredited)
- Johnny Avila(uncredited)
- Tamzin Brown(uncredited)
- Mike Cochrane(uncredited)
- Courtney Cooper(uncredited)
- Jamie Costa(uncredited)
- Jordan Destin(uncredited)
- Christian Di Salvo(uncredited)
- Jay Eftimoski(uncredited)
- Larry Fine(archive footage) (uncredited)
- Nana Ghana(uncredited)
- Moe Howard(archive footage) (uncredited)
- Shemp Howard(archive footage) (uncredited)
- Arlo Magpoc(uncredited)
- Anna Maiche(uncredited)
- Cynthia Murell(uncredited)
- Jack Nance(archive footage) (uncredited)
- Laurel Near(archive footage) (uncredited)
- Gloria Swanson(archive footage) (uncredited)
- Erich von Stroheim(archive footage) (uncredited)
- Ruby York(uncredited)
