- The Spoony One: So, it's like LARP'ing?
- Nostalgia Critic: No! That's just a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a fake reward.
- The Spoony One: Well we're a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a real reward.
- Nostalgia Critic: Exactly!
- Luke Mochrie: Yeah, well I'm Canadian!
- Film Brain: That's as British as being Turkish, you tit!
- Luke Mochrie: What are you talking aboot?
- Film Brain: It's 'about', you twat!
- JewWario: Hey! You're Todd in the Shadows, right?
- Todd in the Shadows: Yeah.
- JewWario: I've always wondered what you looked like under that mask-
- [Todd points a gun]
- JewWario: and then he backed away.
- Cinema Snob: [about Indiana Jones] He survived a nuclear explosion by hiding inside of a fridge, if that ain't fantasy I don't know what is.
- Larry Prince, GNN: Sad.
- [takes off glasses]
- Larry Prince, GNN: Very very sad. And now,
- [puts glasses back on]
- Larry Prince, GNN: on a lighter note, the president has been shot...