Not Another Church Movie

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I've seen better movies on Tubi - no shade! There is no way that this "spoof" should have made it through a review process to even be on the big screen. Bad acting even from known vet actors/actresses. Flat punchlines! This movie could have clearly been on YouTube or not released at all. My family and I decided to leave after about 30 ish minutes. Literally nothing funny. We headed straight to customer service for a refund and was provided free passes on the next visit. I take accountability because I should have watched the trailers and read reviews because this was a major FLOP. Whoever created the movie must like to waste money.

I've seen Founder's Day. I've seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3. I've seen Mea Culpa. I've even seen Thankskilling 3. All of those movies are masterpieces of cinema compared to the incoherent train wreck that is Not Another Church Movie. This movie is chock full of atrocious direction, editing, and writing in this 90 minute dumpster fire with nary a laugh to be had. Jamie Foxx clearly shot his scenes in a day, Mickey Rourke shot his horribly rendered green screen scenes in probably an hour, and everyone else in the movie just downright stinks. 45 minutes in, I literally had no idea what was going on with the characters and plot lines. It's just a series of random scenes, non-sequiters, and general nonsense. Even the worst Tyler Perry movie is better than this dreck. Hands down, the worst movie of the decade so far, and it's not even close. I have no idea how this made it to cinemas.

I just don't know what to say. It's just.....so bad! Some of the actors sounded like they were reading. I definitely understood what it was SUPPOSED to be, but, it wasn't giving at all. I went to sleep the first night I tried to watch, and struggled through, the next. When it came out, and it was for rent, something told me to just wait.... I'm glad I did. I tried my best to support, and if you are looking for something to just pass the time while you clean, or, for some background noise, this is the movie for you. I hope everyone who participated, were paid well, because i literally watched this movie with a straight face.

This was a horrible parody movie. The storyline was boring and not funny at all. I wish I could get a refund. I was also not comfortable how God was portrayed. He was using profanity. Very surprised Jamie Foxx would take a role like this but he is an actor. Please do not waste your money or time on this one. I didn't watch the previews or check the reviews prior to going out and watching this horrible movie. It could have been a straight to DVD movie to be totally honest. I think it was a disgrace to Tyler Perry as well. All of his movie haven't been the greatest either but trust me, his worse movie was 20 times better than this one.

There was nonstoryline & the acrots wasted their time. The move is completely rushed. For someone who is trying ti dig at Tyler Perry, the movie was terrible. Who is rich like that who can make a movie about this BS?! Like make it make sense.

What a nerve to have Jamie Foxx (like did you do someone a favor to do this?), Tisha Campbell (now you know better!), & Mickey Rourke?? In this rushed and corny satire. I would rather be tortured with a toothbrush.

I honest think it was just terrible & when you have attention issues like this is it! This could have very well have been kept in the chamber.