Breast Kept Secrets

Way below average content from Girlsway in this VOD, not insulting but hardly attuned to pleasing the label's fans.

Darcie Dolce overstays her welcome by starring in two of the three dumb scenes. For the title segment she's paired with Valentina Nappi in a poorly written sketch, where Nappi sarcastically accuses pal Darcie of having gotten a boob job. When she gets to see and touch DD's tits she concludes they're real, so why not have a breast-worshiping sex scene together?

Dumber than that is a seemingly improvised dialog segment of Dolce and Emily Willis getting together to watch a movie, that turns out to be Bree Mills' Girlsway feature "Vampires" (that was incorrectly submitted to IMDb and accepted as a TV series -wrong!). Instead of pornspeak, the gals chatter about the wonderfulness of that show like clueless Valley Girls, and have sex, an egregiously self-serving plugola.

Final segment has a stupid gimmick, lover Elena Koshka giving herself as a birthday gift to Lyra Law, with the "Buried Treasure" (title of scene) present being a string of pearls inside EK's anus instead of Ben Wa balls. Ho-hum.