Mark Ruffalo credited as playing...
- Adam: I hate everyone except for you.
- Adam: Dude, you really are Anthony Edwards.
- Neil: Fuck that. I'm George Clooney.
- Phoebe: My last boyfriend was an alcoholic and I promised myself I would never date an addict again.
- Adam: I'm not an alcoholic.
- Phoebe: I just ran a 10K.
- Adam: Okay, my... my initial reaction is to say, "well, I just ran a marathon", but I can't tell if you're joking or if you're serious.
- Phoebe: I'm as serious as cancer.
- Adam: Oh no, our reservation!
- Phoebe: Oh, it's fine. We still have like 28 minutes.
- [first lines]
- Adam: Five years. I remember when I couldn't get five days.
