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Robert Englund, Diora Baird, and Daniel Sharman in The Sexy Dark Ages (2011)

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The Sexy Dark Ages

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  • [last lines]
  • Narrator: The Dark Ages - see what happens in the dark!
  • Ulric: Burn her! She's a witch!
  • Isolde: No! My clothes will burn off and I'll be naked!
  • Diora Baird: We're trying to be as authentic as possible. It's really, really hard to play someone who doesn't know what a phone is!
  • Daniel Sharman: What I love about this project is that it combines the sexiness of "The Tudors" and the steaminess of "Camelot" with just a hint of the historical eroticism of "Rome".
  • Narrator: "The Dark Ages" brings the genre of softcore historical drama to new heights.
  • Robert Englund: Well, actually I was drawn, so to speak, to this project because I always wanted to do something where people just screwed a bunch in old-timey clothes.
  • [first lines]
  • Narrator: Coming this summer from the network that brought you "The Tudors" and "The Borgias", brace yourself for Showtime's new original series, "The Dark Ages."
  • [speaking to the camera]
  • Gwendolyn: Take me!
  • Isolde: Take me!
  • The Duke: [rips off his tunic] Take me!
  • Shawn Pyfrom: The Dark Ages had war, pestilence, corruption. This show has all that, plus naked boobs every five seconds.

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