Robert De Niro credited as playing...
Jackie Burke
- Harmony Schiltz: My dad used to love your TV show. We've watched every episode.
- Jackie Burke: Always nice to meet a fan.
- Harmony Schiltz: Yeah. Well, we just had the one TV.
- Jackie Burke: Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.
- Jackie Burke: Seems very unusual though that a girl like you is not attached.
- Harmony Schiltz: I've been attached. It's just, never stuck.
- Mac Schiltz: You know, I'm a sucker for an honest man.
- Jackie Burke: And I'm a sucker for a girl that has daddy issues.
- Jimmie Walker: Small crowd, but they're very very lively.
- Jackie Burke: Well you know I could play... I could play to one person. Sometimes I play with myself.
- Mac Schiltz: I've been doing you in the bathroom and at parties for decades.
- Jackie Burke: Ah, you must have a better manager than I do.
- Jackie Burke: I just don't wanna be that guy George, that's all.
- Harmony Schiltz: What do you know about George?
- Jackie Burke: He's a piece of shit.
- Harmony Schiltz: Your were *absolutely* right to hit that guy in the face with the microphone.
- Jackie Burke: [nods] Thanks.
- Harmony Schiltz: He deserved it. But my dad's an ex-con so, I don't know what kind of judge I am.
- Harmony Schiltz: You're not gonna spend the night.
- Jackie Burke: I'm not?
- Harmony Schiltz: No.
- Jackie Burke: What am I supposed to do, leave my dick here and pick it up in the morning?
- [Harmony chuckles and kisses Jackie]
- Jackie Burke: Oh, she hates me.
- James Berkowitz: No, she doesn't hate you.
- Jackie Burke: She doesn't?
- James Berkowitz: Yeah... I was fucking with you. Of course she hates you.