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The Angry Birds Movie

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[from trailer]
Bomb: Sometimes, when I get upset, I have been known to blow up.
[Bomb walks into his house]
Birds: Surprise!
Bomb: Ahh!
[He and his house explodes]
Bomb: Oh, excuse me, party foul.
Stella: [fell over] Ow!

Red: This is why we went for pedicures, isn't it?
Chuck: No, we got pedicures because we're worth it.
Bomb: I got gels.

Mighty Eagle: MIGHTY EAGLE!
[Mighty Eagle smashes into the Piggies castle, but clumsily lands and smashes his head on the golden pot]
Red: [Runs over to Mighty Eagle] Mi... Mighty Eagle... Mighty Eagle, wake up
[Slaps Mighty Eagle's eye with his tongue]
Red: , come on... augh, you've got bad breath...
Mighty Eagle: I can sleep late, Ma. It's not a school day!

Judge Peckinpah: Mr Red! Given the severity of the crimes, I have no choice but to impose the maximum penalty allowed by the law: Anger management class.
Red: Ugh. Pluck my life.

Early Bird: [Working at Early Bird Worms] Fresh worms caught today.
Early Bird: [to the anger Red] Hey, Red how are ya?
Red: [cheerfully] Oh, I'm horrible!

Red: Something about those pigs isn't kosher.

[from trailer]
Matilda: We're gonna be working managing our anger through movement.
Chuck: Eagle, heron, peacock, warrior, mountain, tree, rabbit, fish, locust, king pigeon, and of course, downward duck.
Red: Yuck!

Red: Well, how about that? My teacher can shoot fire balls out of her butt!

[from trailer]
Leonard: Greetings! I am a pig.
Chuck: [whispering to Red] What's a pig?
[the escalator suddenly stops]
Leonard: Unbelievable.
Ross: Not working, not working.
[He hits a button with his head which makes the escalator go in reverse]
Leonard: Oh, where we're going.
Ross: Not working.
Leonard: We practiced this a hundred times.
Ross: Oh, man.
Leonard: Give it to me.
Ross: [sighs]
Leonard: [to the birds] We're gonna come in again.

[from trailer]
Red: If anyone knows what these pigs are up to, it's Mighty Eagle.
Chuck: [gasps] It's Mighty Eagle's Lake of Wisdom!
[Chuck and Bomb play in the lake]
Red: Get out of there!
[Chuck spits the water into Bomb's mouth]
Red: Don't spit in his mouth!
[Bomb spits the water back into Chuck's mouth]
Red: No, don't spit it back! Uh, don't swallow it.
[Chuck swallows the water]
Red: Auh!
[Mighty Eagle comes out of his cave as Red, Chuck and Bomb hide behind a rock and Mighty Eagle does a pose]
Red: Oh, wow, it's him.
[as Mighty Eagle finishes posing, he starts to pee in the lake]
Mighty Eagle: Aaahhhhh...
[Bomb and Chuck look strangely at the lake]
Red: Oh, man.
[Bomb pretends to throw up]
Chuck: No, no, no. Ack!
Bomb: Wahahahaha!
[Chuck scrubs the water off his mouth with a rock, then Mighty Eagle finishes peeing as he feels relaxed]
Red: Horrible turn of events, horrible.

[from trailer]
Chuck: I'm gonna get ready.
[Terence slingshots him to the castle]
Chuck: I wasn't ready!
[He uses is speed ability to get into the castle, then he flies into a kitchen, a cactus room, and a room where pigs are having sword duels, then he hits a brick as it falls down]
Red: Chuck, is that you?
Chuck: This is the house of horrors!
Mime: Oh, my God!

Leonard: Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!

Ross: Come on Leonard dance!
Leonard: Leonard can't dance. He's hatching a new plan.

Red: That house took my five years to build!
Chuck: Wow. It's such a shame when you create something and everyone else destroys it.

Leonard: Delicious bird eggy weggy!

Red: Well this is dynamite.

Chef Pig: Things are looking sunny side up!

Leonard: My eggs!

Red: Mighty Eagle fly us down there now!
Mighty Eagle: No.
Red: I'm sorry what?
Mighty Eagle: I don't do that anymore. I'm retired. Mostly just tired.

[from trailer]
Bobby's Mom: [after Red attacks the Anger Management sign] Don't look, Bobby! The anger might be contagious!
Bobby: [waves "hi" to Red]
Red: He started it.

[from trailer]
Red: We're gonna get those eggs back! Come on, we're birds! We're descendants from dinosaurs! We're not supposed to be nice!
[Petunia roars like a t-rex]
Judge Peckinpah: Holy moly!
Red: Yeah, point made.

Red: [Red is sleeping in his bed, and suddenly has a flower pot fall on him] Ow!
[It turns out a little kid is kicking a football against his house. He falsely smiles at the kid, then kicks him up in the sky]

[from trailer]
[Hal gets slingshot to the castle, but he comes back due to his boomerang ability]
Red: Hey, he's coming back!
[as Hal comes back he lands his beak into a tree]
Bubbles: Uh, did we win?
Red: Can we get an ice pack for Hal?
Chuck: Medic!

[from trailer]
Leonard: Show 'em how we do it.
Pig: How you doing?
[Elder bird woman faints]

[from trailer]
Leonard: [Expands to huge size to crush the pigs] I told you not to mess with me!
Leonard: Call in the Piggy Air Force!

Judge Peckinpah: Mr. Red! What do we do now?
Red: Wait... You're asking me?
Judge Peckinpah: You tried to tell us but we didn't listen. I didn't listen.

[from trailer]
Red: Am I a passionate bird? Yes, but what does it matter that we're not the same?

[from trailer]
Red: That's me, Red. Ever since I was a kid, I never really fit in. No one understands me.

Red: Would you stop making mighty eagle noises?
Chuck: Someone has anger issues.

Leonard: Hmm... is that what I think it is?
Stella: That's an egg. That's how are children are born. You guys don't like eggs?
Leonard: [Sotto voce] I wish we did.
[Daydream sequence: Leonard is out in a meadow having a picnic with the egg]
Leonard: Enchanté.
[pours wine and "feeds" the wine to the egg]
Leonard: You look delicious, my dear.
[Leonard skips through the meadow holding the egg while laughing maniacally, then rolls through the grass and points at the sky]
Leonard: That's us.
[2 clouds appear in a heart shape, then the big cloud eats the small cloud. Back to reality: Leonard is holding the egg while laughing maniacally]

Matilda: And this is Terence.
Red: More like terrifying.

Bomb: Okay, well... Sometimes when I get upset, I have been known to blow up.
Red: So you get mad?
Bomb: No, I literally blow up. I explode like a bomb, hence the name.

Leonard: Greetings from my world! The world of the pigs!
Chuck: What's a pig?
Leonard: I am a pig! Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
Ross: Whoops.
Leonard: Whoa! Where we're going? Wrong way!
Ross: Oops. Not working.
Leonard: We've practice this a hundred times. Give it to me. We're gonna come in again!

Leonard: Guards! There's a red bird in these walls! Bring him to me!
Pig: Aye, aye Sir. Roger that, boss!
Leonard: Not in these walls, in the castle! Come on, you guys.

Leonard: Who says birds don't fly?

Leonard: [while dancing] Oh, watch out! Shakin' my bacon!
Red: They don't have feathers? You know, they're just walking around naked, just presenting themselves, I'm looking at all their business here.
Chuck: That part about them I really admire.

Leonard: You're wrecking my house! What's wrong with you?
Red: You wrecked my house!
Leonard: Your house was ugly!
Red: Well now we're even.

Red: Hey you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here. And now i see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. And that sir is sort of terrifying.
Mighty Eagle: It's time for you to go.
Red: You know it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird who can fly and you're to afraid to do it.

Red: Beak! Wing! Tail! Ribs! Giblets!

Leonard: [Sees Red's painting of himself being struck by thunder] Well, that's a very good painting. Very good.
Red: Oh, yeah. Uh... The assignment was "Paint Your Pain", so I painted your pain. It's actually the first in a series.
Red: [Shows his painting of Leonard and his pigs being caught by a octopus] Here you go.
Leonard: Uh-huh.
Red: [Shows his painting of him kicking Leonard in a barrel into a waterfall] This one is nice.
Leonard: Oh.
Red: [Shows his painting of him roasting Leonard in a pit with a apple in his mouth] I call this one "Catharsis".
Leonard: [He is unimpressed]
Red: [Shows his painting of him slingshots Leonard outta Bird Island] And... Oh, I call this one "Bye-Bye".
Leonard: Huh. Wonderful likeness.
Leonard: [to Judge Peckinpah] I thought you said you stored your nuts for winter.
Leonard: [Stella, Peckinpah, Earl, Photog and Earl laughs] Burn.

Matilda: Hey, guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class?
Red: Yep.
Chuck: Nope.
Bomb: What class?
Matilda: Well, forget all of it for now. Now it's time to let loose.
Red: Oh, good. Because I never learned anything, anyway.
Chuck: Oh, me, neither. I actually just came to socialize.
Bomb: I came for the snacks. You don't happen to have any now, do you?

Red: [learning the pigs are stealing the birds' eggs] Chuck, go shut that party down now!
Chuck: Me? But I only know how to get parties started!

Chuck: [Red is suspicious about the pigs' offer of friendship] You know you want to search their boat.
Red: What? No, I don't.
[pause]
Red: Yeah, you're right, I do.
Chuck: [speeding away and returning with a slice of cake] Bomb's on his way.

[from trailer]
Leonard: [seeing one of the eggs] Is that what I think it is?
Red: Excuse me! Those are fragile, alright? Not yours.
Judge Peckinpah: You are makin' our guest feel unwelcome!
Red: And you're not asking basic questions!
[a pig slaps his butt]
Chuck: Well, this just got awkward.

[from trailer]
Red: Doesn't anyone see what's going on here? The whole world is in danger! And it's up to us to stop 'em!

[from trailer]
Judge Peckinpah: You tried to tell us, but we didn't listen. What do we do now?
Red: That is where they went, and so that is where we're going!
[the birds cheer]
Chuck: It's Chuck time!
[he runs into a pipe; Red groans]

[from trailer]
Red: Time to get angry! Fire!
[Matilda gets slingshot]
Leonard: That guy again.
Matilda: Take that, porkers!
[She shot a fireball to kill the pigs]
Red: Well, how about that? She can shoot fireballs out of her butt.

[when one of the dynamite was about to blow up and the giant pot was about to fall down on the rock Red is running to get on, with Leonard on his tail]
Leonard: You have annoyed me for the last time!
Red: Yep!
[the giant pot falls on Red, shielding him as Leonard gasps as the supply of Piggy Island explosives blows up]

Leonard: When I say Hey, you say Ho! Hey!
Birds: Ho!

Stella: Hi Red! Good to see you!
Red: I wish I could say the same.

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