- Charlotte Baker: Let me tell you a story. Your great granddaddy, Gilbert Galloway, captured evil spirits.
- Becky Fords: So he was like a ghostbuster?
- Charlotte Baker: More like a demon shitkicker!
- Becky Fords: Oh shit!
- Horus Galloway: You mocked the spirit!
- Seth Munday: To be fair sir, we actually thought we were mocking Casper, your grandson.
- Becky Fords: Oh my god Casper did I just see your pinkie finger touch Charlotte's knee?
- Casper Galloway: For your information Becky she said my notebook was cool.
- Becky Fords: Why don't you just ask her out?
- Casper Galloway: Oh I'm sure Patrick and his ginormous muscles would love that. They're so big.
- Becky Fords: It's better than being a weird guy that just draws sketches of his crush.
- Casper Galloway: This coming from the girl who's dating Burt the TA. Burt, really, what's up with that?
- Becky Fords: Maturity and a mutual love of poetry my friend.
- Casper Galloway: Oh maturity. Yes, the guy that wrote a poem comparing your hair to hot dogs. is that, that guy?
- Becky Fords: Yes, and?
- Casper Galloway: And that's ridiculous!
- Beverly Galloway: Hi honey. I've got din din ready.
- Casper Galloway: No time! Cursed!
- Beverly Galloway: Aw, it's homemade meatballs.
- Casper Galloway: Where does a man find a hammer in this house, mother?
- Beverly Galloway: Under the sink, honey.