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It's a Disaster (2012)

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It's a Disaster

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  • Hedy: Do you think that when we die, we have to wear the clothes we died in for all of eternity?
  • Buck: No way. I bet we get those kickin' white robes like you see in the old cartoons.
  • Hedy: I look awful in white. Maybe Emma would let me borrow some sweats.
  • Buck: I bet you get a sweet-ass harp too.
  • Hedy: Hmmmm...
  • [scoffs]
  • Hedy: Do you have any idea how many human beings are estimated to have lived and died on Earth throughout all of time?
  • Buck: I have absolutely no idea.
  • Hedy: 106 billion.
  • Buck: Wow.
  • Hedy: Yeah. So what you're saying is that when we die we're going to a place where 106 billion people are sitting around playing the harp. That would be really fucking annoying.
  • Tracy: You know, I never went to Europe. Never. Not once. I never even went to Montreal, which I hear is very European. I never went scuba diving. I never went to the ballet. I've never been in love. I've never even watched The Wire.
  • Glen: All of those things are overrated. Except for The Wire. That's really good. Last season's not very good, but...
  • Tracy: Glenn, what are you doing down here Everybody...
  • Glen: Tracy, are you familiar with the Rapture?
  • Tracy: The band or the Blondie song?
  • Glen: The prophecies in the Book of Revelations.
  • Glen: What?
  • Tracy: The song...
  • Glen: The song?
  • Tracy: The, the song, uh, the 1812 Overture. The finale from 1812 Overture...
  • Glen: Yeah. What about it?
  • Tracy: Well, you just... it was building to the big finale and you just cut it off right before it ended.
  • Glen: Oh god. I am sorry.
  • Tracy: Oh, no. Please do not be sorry. No, I am just being stupid. It is just that whenever a song comes on, if... if it is building to like, the big chorus or whatever, and it gets cut off, then I feel unfulfilled psychologically.
  • Glen: Oh. Huh.
  • Tracy: You do not get that?
  • Glen: Uh, I guess I have not really thought about it.
  • Tracy: You did not want to hear how it ended?
  • Glen: I have heard it before.
  • Tracy: No, I am sure you have, but you did not want to hear it just now?
  • Glen: No, I mean, yeah. Sure. You want me to put it back on?
  • Tracy: Oh, no, no. Please, no. Then we would be sitting in a car listening to a song...
  • Glen: Guess what? I want to hear it now.
  • Tracy: Right. We were listening to the radio.
  • Glen: The radio. Yeah, the radio.

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