Ryan Corr credited as playing...
Paul Hammersmith
- Paul Hammersmith: So it's sort of like 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire'?
- Mick Taylor: Yeah! Except you don't get to phone a friend if you get one wrong because you'll be too busy screaming in fucking agony!
- Paul Hammersmith: [near tears] What are you? Some fucking faggot freak?
- [livid, Mick sucker punches Paul]
- Mick Taylor: [screaming in his face] DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SAY THAT! Don't you... EVER SAY THAT!
- Paul Hammersmith: [on who's Australia's most famous cricketer] Hey, Mick?
- [floors Mick with a hammer]
- Paul Hammersmith: It's Don Bradman, bitch
- Mick Taylor: [Mick lashes out with a blade] You'll have to do better than that... You POMMY CUNT!
- [as Paul flees]
- Mick Taylor: OI, THAT REALLY BLOODY HURT!
- [bleeding]
- Mick Taylor: I think you cracked my skull, I've got claret pouring down my head and everything... I hope your proud of yourself... MATE!