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Torpedo Up the Ass

  • 2022
  • 1h 13m
YOUR RATING
Krista Parisi, Kosar Amini, Rodrig Andrisan, and Nick Field in Torpedo Up the Ass (2022)
ActionAdventureComedyMysteryThrillerWestern

The very very secret agent Cochon is back, this is Part 3 of his adventures. Relentless, he continues to look for the spy with a huge ass, it seems that he found her this time, she is hiding... Read allThe very very secret agent Cochon is back, this is Part 3 of his adventures. Relentless, he continues to look for the spy with a huge ass, it seems that he found her this time, she is hiding in a crater, Copermic, on the Moon.The very very secret agent Cochon is back, this is Part 3 of his adventures. Relentless, he continues to look for the spy with a huge ass, it seems that he found her this time, she is hiding in a crater, Copermic, on the Moon.

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    • Rodrig Andrisan
  • Writer
    • Rodrig Andrisan
  • Stars
    • Kosar Amini
    • Rodrig Andrisan
    • David Barker
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    • Director
      • Rodrig Andrisan
    • Writer
      • Rodrig Andrisan
    • Stars
      • Kosar Amini
      • Rodrig Andrisan
      • David Barker
    • 3User reviews
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    Kosar Amini
    • Barber
    Rodrig Andrisan
    • Very Very Secret Agent Cochon
    David Barker
    • Col. Douglas Mortimer
    Katie Cannon
    • Coshciugator
    Justin Cartledge
    • The Swedish Cousin of Agnetha from ABBA
    Marin Ciobanu
    • El Indio (The Indian)
    Nick Field
    Nick Field
    • The Man Who Knows Too Much
    Lisild Kapo
    • Massage Parlour Manager
    Monty
    • The Cat
    Sonya Namik
    • Jacinda Goering von der Loo
    Krista Parisi
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    7Rodrigo_Amaro

    More fun times with Cochon

    James Bond and MI6 to save the world for another global threat? Hell no, step aside! The world has go to see another special agent, the great Cochon (Rodrig Andrisan, also writer/director). Another adventure yet the same goal of finding the big fat spy woman who threats everybody, this time she's got a torpedo; and to find the secret recipes of sarmale, and fish and chips. And as always a series of other spies, some deaths and distractions gets in the way of Cochon and his complicated mission much to our amusement and thrill.

    Fans and admirers of the agent (who has five films so far) know what to expect, more of the same with many hilarious and absurd moments, but there's always the element of surprise revolving whatever person he meets as you never know if they'll him out or not, and what they could possibly say. Didn't see much action on this one, might say it was a more cerebral work for the agent and the clues to find that big ass woman. Many questions came through my head, really important things: whoever has Cochon on their payroll needs to pay him decently as through the story he's always hungry and hungry agents can't concentrate on food recipes if they're not eating enough. And what about the torpedo? Well, guess the title says it all even though we don't see it.

    But on the craziness of it all, the sequence where he tries to get his hair cut is hands down a comedy gold. The cute hairdresser reactions to Cochon's unusual requests are some of the funniest I ever seen. He handed like a pro.

    As usual with the film series, it's another great way to travel through the locations, in this case here we have a nice view from London and it's one of those things I most enjoy about the series, the tourism bits.

    Fun times with Cochon is always a treat and this one certainly has all the goods we need in serious times. 7/10

    P. S.: were those mellons real?
    10marianaaliciaortigoza

    Fantastic super special secret agent

    The movie begins with a very good parody of an old west movie and Cochon makes his entrance. Its super phenomenal.

    Very beautiful location and.the opening titles too ,the scene of the chase in the underground. I really enjoyed watching it.

    Typically a spy movie more than a comedy ,What dream does Cochon have about the secret agent , good music there .very sweet when he talks to the cat.

    He always looks for the woman with the big ass ,I can say that it is the best cochon movie , and in the. End The woman orders him to take off his clothes and tortures him, I can say that it is a new style of James Bond .
    10ari-61

    If the world has a soul, then Cochon is better than Bond.

    Finally, a worthwhile heir to the shambles of what was once James Bond. I would pay $15 to see Cochon on the big screen, getting whipped, winning strange spaghetti western duels with staplers, falling in love with trumpet players who don't know how to hug, and overall, saving the world from too much seriousness. This is the hero the world needs today!!

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    • Release date
      • June 10, 2022 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
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      • London, England, UK(on location)
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      • 1h 13m(73 min)
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