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Daily Greet (kiss fingers)

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Jinsy praise him (leg salute)! The Great He is an indescribably benevolent & wonderful deity with a little beard who lives in the Lower Caves and communicates with his Arbiter via wet notes slamming upward and outward at great velocity from the mossy pipe in the Tower.

Go here for the proper salute technique - http://youtube.com/watch?v=HJFm36B-VxA&feature=player_embedded

Island of silt and sand, twigs and stumps and tilth and hedgerow, fences, streams (that flow) and nets and carts and pumps (that flow). Logs and stick and knitted gloves with matching hats and scarves and pens and string and stationery and lots of coats and shoes and.

According to Info Pak 1, "Jinsy boasts nine parishes of huge beauty and incredible diversity (ten, if you include the largely unsavoury parish of Kraw): from the silt-banks of West Zententerton to the mud-crags of Pondarea, from the serated cliff-mounds of Nool parish to the grassy-under-ridgettes of Helleetertrond (now reopened to the public and officially declared non-toxic)."

Hoofan, Brownlap, West Zententerton, Helleetertrond, KSSSPP, Veen, Nool, Civviers, Pondarea and Kraw, kind of.

Mickey's Bucket, the Lemony Dog, Mrs. Boolay's Face and the Arbiter Mavin Bridge.

Every fifth Twosday from The Bloom season onwards is Sports Day on Jinsy.

Why not Tracee Henge? Someone has to predict the elements, and spry weather monk Tracee is your man! Ooh! Ah! The roof slates!! Electric Dog Storm! Woof! Woof!!

Mr. Tinter's head rug, Those nasty tulips from the Island Singers' performance of "Xanthe", ALL images of Mrs. Wilkes when her skirt got caught in the turbine at Wendy's Wind Farm, Jeff Hoop's musical cartridge "Cogs, Vol. 8" (it's just awful!).

I haven't named it yet!

Be as smart about as many things as is Jesric, work on your monotonic delivery, record an audition on cartridge and apply at the Tower.

GrassWorld,the biggest expanse of grass on Jinsy (including new attraction Blade Rider), Myryams Haunted Post (Ooh! Scary!), The Singing Stump, THE MYSTERY POND!, Wind World (featuring the waft, the gust and the bonnet blaster), the Apple Man, The Legendary Nose Stone (with its ambiguously healing juices), Log Land, The Road and last but not least, the Angel of the West.

Pipes! From Vegetricity pipes, the Children's Pipe Orchestra and the Ladies Pipe-smoking Guild, Hoofan is full of pipes. They also claim the best looking plumbers on the island, but the two examples currently on display are sub-standard. Pipes!

Jirimy Maven

A venerable island club housed a cranium, the Cranial Lodge accepts members of the basis of their inventions. Arbiter Maven got in by a whisker with his invention of the Arbiter Maven Poop Pole. Up until that point, he was the only Arbiter in island history to not attain membership in the Lodge.

WAP (motto: "Selfishness, Arrogance, Sloth") is best known for its advanced bullying courses, twice-weekly prostitutes, cigarette machines and jazz tap program.

For that real beachy feel!

Go to Moostons Smell Parlor and they'll fix you right up! Don't worry, it ionly means minimal scarring and paralysis!

Nightly Bye (kiss fingers)